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06-19-2014, 11:59 AM | #731 | |
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Oh man, you 're gonna get bunch! Guys who start late always win.
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Words to live by; Poke and run, & put it in her bum. Don't want any accidental children or the girl thinking you actually like her. Huge deal breaker. Laugh in her face after and TELL HER you will NOT call her tomorrow. She'll call immediately. It's fool proof. |
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I really want to see if the douche method works IRL.. but IRL a cannot possibly do that douchy things I do online |
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ROFL!!!! Well said!
I call that Fuk and Run (Derived from Hit and Run in baseball). THis is when pre-paid cell phone with different area code works really well. When you get tired of them, dump em. When they are persistant, just throw those $25-30 pre-paid cell phone into the trash can/recycle center at BestBuy. First, I appreciate all the women in the world giving me an opportunity to ummmmmmmm date. I also thank them for allowing me to help me with HW, exam prep, and project/lab assistant during my busy school days. I love when girls helped me out with school stuff, and sleeping comes after. Anyways, I once was somewhat dragged into going to a club 2days before my Physics mid term. I was worried about the damn exam, so I stayed quiet. One girl saw me as shy type, and got a #. Sadly, I lost her #. Gosh, that was like 18-19 years ago. Quote:
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I hear they're working on something called a No Virgins Left Behind Act. The act is mainly targeted at E9x drivers over the age of 20 that are still in possession of their V-card. Apparently these E9x drivers are the highest risk for mass murders (don't ask me why). So here's how it works. A bunch of sexually frustrated and desperate divorced women volunteer as tribute to those described above. Their job is to have sex with these virgin men/boys, demonstrate a fake orgasm, complain about their past sexual experiences, and lastly, exaggeratedly compliment these men/boys on how well they've performed. 1 less mass murder.
I think you've just been NVLB'ed. French kissing optional.
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LOL. this is getting better.
I think guys make bigger deal with V-card than gals. When I was in 20s, one idiot asked me "are you are virgin?" I said "Sure" It is much better than asking me how much I have on the money market accts, but why the hell would people ask that stupid question at work? This idiot probably told everyone at work I still had my V-card. Sadly, couple gals I dated came over to pick me up for lunch at work, and he was the only one who didn't see that. If you ask stupid question, you will get stupid answer. Quote:
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But I will say this: Instead of sitting in an E90 and wondering "where da bitchez at", My E90 got me more ass than a '91 Buick Century (AKA more effective than a condom), '04 Nissan Sentra (how am I supposed to "holla" when I had to tow this POS all the time?), '99 Toyota Solara and '05 Dodge Dakota COMBINED... 2 girls while I have the E90 vs. 1 with the Dakota and zero for the others Also, there's a difference between virgin by choice (e.g. religion or personal ethics) and someone who wants it to happen but can't for the life of him. As I was the latter... I hate to sound nerdy but I actually read up and studied about sex since 1. If you tell a girl you're a late-aged virgin, your chances of it actually happening will diminish and 2. I didn't want to seem awkward when it finally happened and have a dead giveaway. With that, I ravaged my first-timer like a champ, not to mention with learning how to tell if a woman is faking it, I'm proud to report that no girl has under my watch ... Also, here's the most awkward thing: She still lived with him after the divorce, so I actually met Lazy-ass' ex-husband. If he's 31, still lives with his parents even before/during/after marriage and has sci-fi posters and figurines, her story checks out in my opinion Quote:
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