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      06-30-2016, 12:21 AM   #2751
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      06-30-2016, 12:25 AM   #2752
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Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too
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      06-30-2016, 12:26 AM   #2753
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Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too
Thats sweet....
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Not Tinder but Wechat

No apps. But have been chatting on/off with this one lately.

We both love Gregorys Coffee. Thats about all we have in common.
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No apps. But have been chatting on/off with this one lately.

We both love Gregorys Coffee. Thats about all we have in common.
Don't you have a wife. Whom has a 335?
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      06-30-2016, 12:56 AM   #2756
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Don't you have a wife. Whom has a 335?
Wife. This is just friendly banter. I've been laid up so can't make a move anyway.
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Wife. This is just friendly banter. I've been laid up so can't make a move anyway.
Ahhh, ok.
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No apps. But have been chatting on/off with this one lately.

We both love Gregorys Coffee. Thats about all we have in common.
Young and busty eh?
Her eyebrows could use some shaping
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Young and busty eh?
Her eyebrows could use some shaping
My weakness..... But thank you.

Yeah, she needs some polish. Mainlander.
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Young and busty eh?
Her eyebrows could use some shaping
My weakness..... But thank you.

Yeah, she needs some polish. Mainlander.
OMG, does she have a strong accent? Doesn't that bother you?
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Ahhh, ok.
Full disclosure: and bimmette knows... As much as I try not to (anymore), have had side chicks.
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      06-30-2016, 01:14 AM   #2763
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OMG, does she have a strong accent? Doesn't that bother you?
She refuses to speak English with me. Always in Mandarin.

It does, but its cute for now. You know...
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Full disclosure: and bimmette knows... As much as I try not to (anymore), have had side chicks.
Dude, you're fine lol. It's natural.
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OMG, does she have a strong accent? Doesn't that bother you?
She refuses to speak English with me. Always in Mandarin.

It does, but its cute for now. You know...
Oh you speak Mandarin to her. Ok that makes sense.
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      06-30-2016, 01:19 AM   #2766
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FYI, that's NOT Nia.
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      06-30-2016, 01:21 AM   #2767
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Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too
Huh? You're back from a date?
Yah

Bar then gelato
Details!
Went to a bar for like 2 hrs then got gelato after. Walked her to her car and she hugged me and wouldn't let go lol. She's a teacher and loves children...strong maternal instinct, love it.

I shit you not, she is a 100% perfect female replica of myself haha. Same sense of humor, same jokes, same sort of conversation and goofiness...really weird to be honest

This weekend were watching the fireworks on base. Please please, if there's a God out there, I beg you...please don't let me find out this girl has an ocean vagina...
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Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too
Huh? You're back from a date?
Yah

Bar then gelato
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Went to a bar for like 2 hrs then got gelato after. Walked her to her car and she hugged me and wouldn't let go lol. She's a teacher and loves children...strong maternal instinct, love it.

I shit you not, she is a 100% perfect female replica of myself haha. Same sense of humor, same jokes, same sort of conversation and goofiness...really weird to be honest

This weekend were watching the fireworks on base. Please please, if there's a God out there, I beg you...please don't let me find out this girl has an ocean vagina...
Omg this was super sweet until the last line
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      06-30-2016, 01:24 AM   #2769
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Finally Some Win On This Thread!
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      06-30-2016, 01:42 AM   #2770
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Got a question for you bhai

What does "mere bulea sook sook gai" mean?

Isn't it "my nuts are dried out"?
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      06-30-2016, 06:21 AM   #2771
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I'll chime in a success story. I met my current girlfriend of 2+ years on POF. As a matter of fact, my last 4 were met online (over the course of 6 years). I've used online dating for about that long and must say if you are a good detective it's the best tool in the world. I have NIGHTMARE stories of dates gone wrong, and women misrepresenting themselves but I learned how to do my homework better over time. My girl now actually is the same age as me (40) and we grew up a town apart but probably never would have met if her daughter (who also chose my profile for her to start talking to, haha) hadn't convinced her to try it. Shes beautiful and smart and funny, not easy to find in one package, believe me I tried! I cant count the number of first dates I went on. Do your research, thats all Im saying!
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      06-30-2016, 06:31 AM   #2772
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