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      06-27-2016, 02:24 PM   #89
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funny thing a lot of people don't seem to pick up on: the reason why a lot of places do valet only is because they are so limited in parking they basically have to park cars extremely close to each other, if you knew how and where your car ends up parked I bet most wouldn't park it in the same spot themselves
da** my buddy had a wedding at Mt. Fuji and it was valet only, I did not like it one bit. I told the valet this 335i is only 3 mos. old and made in Regensburg, Germany, and if you took the gross annual salary of you, your brothers and parents, it would not add up to the list on my ultimate driving machine! I hate being put into these scenarios they make me uncomfortable, but what you gonna do
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If you are Albanian though, could be legitimate threat however...
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But it's necessarily hyperbole, can you truly be arrogant, when what you're saying isn't possible...

The cop earns about 105k which I take to include overtime...could my sunglasses really cost almost 9 grand? Of course not.....

I just wanted to say what I did to get his reaction, I mean such a short guy with small shoes bullying a handicapped person, what was he gonna say anyway
Oh sorry, I assumed you had nice sunglasses on. If you weren't being truthful, then yeah - not arrogant. Didn't know you were actually a pauper.
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      06-27-2016, 02:25 PM   #92
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I'm about to head to the gym now where it's valet only during the day... They never take my key, just let me park in a single spot and I take care of the guy time to time... Helps that he loves the M3, but that's neither here nor there... I see dudes making a ruckus all the time and I just don't see the point...
I bet you do.. right in that single spot.
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da** my buddy had a wedding at Mt. Fuji and it was valet only, I did not like it one bit. I told the valet this 335i is only 3 mos. old and made in Regensburg, Germany, and if you took the gross annual salary of you, your brothers and parents, it would not add up to the list on my ultimate driving machine! I hate being put into these scenarios they make me uncomfortable, but what you gonna do
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      06-27-2016, 02:28 PM   #94
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I bet you do.. right in that single spot.
Having the same guy and the same spot is very... handy... you might say.
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Having the same guy and the same spot is very... handy... you might say.
And of course, the M3 bears witness to the happy ending.
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And of course, the M3 bears witness to the happy ending.
Valet: Ooh, a manual. Car looks really clean inside.
Shoei: Thanks, hop in and help me polish the knob.
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da** my buddy had a wedding at Mt. Fuji and it was valet only, I did not like it one bit. I told the valet this 335i is only 3 mos. old and made in Regensburg, Germany, and if you took the gross annual salary of you, your brothers and parents, it would not add up to the list on my ultimate driving machine! I hate being put into these scenarios they make me uncomfortable, but what you gonna do
I wouldn't say that tho, that's super douche lol, I don't like valet parking but that's just me, shaming someone into understanding your car's worth not exactly my style I guess I'm not rich enough yet lol
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And of course, the M3 bears witness to the happy ending.
Valet: Ooh, a manual. Car looks really clean inside.
Shoei: Thanks, hop in and help me polish the knob.
Why ya'll giving away my valet secrets??

Side note - I have had a couple of times where they could not park my car or they had to wait for another valet who could drive 6mt... New age anti theft device... I feel like I should get insurance breaks for having manual...
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I wouldn't say that tho, that's super douche lol, I don't like valet parking but that's just me, shaming someone into understanding your car's worth not exactly my style I guess I'm not rich enough yet lol
Hehe... I have crunched the number and I am 86.4% sure he may have been joking.
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Hehe... I have crunched the number and I am 86.4% sure he may have been joking.
I have always being awful at math lol
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I'm about to head to the gym now where it's valet only during the day... They never take my key, just let me park in a single spot and I take care of the guy time to time... Helps that he loves the M3, but that's neither here nor there... I see dudes making a ruckus all the time and I just don't see the point...
I bet you do.. right in that single spot.
Still more action than it sounds like you're getting as of late...
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      06-27-2016, 02:41 PM   #102
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I have always being awful at math lol
We can't ALL be asian.
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And of course, the M3 bears witness to the happy ending.
Valet: Ooh, a manual. Car looks really clean inside.
Shoei: Thanks, hop in and help me polish the knob.
Why ya'll giving away my valet secrets??

Side note - I have had a couple of times where they could not park my car or they had to wait for another valet who could drive 6mt... New age anti theft device... I feel like I should get insurance breaks for having manual...
Haha, right? Heard a story on the news the other day of a failed carjacking after a dude broke into an S4 and couldn't move it because... No D?

Then again, another problem you don't have to worry about.
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And of course, the M3 bears witness to the happy ending.
Valet: Ooh, a manual. Car looks really clean inside.
Shoei: Thanks, hop in and help me polish the knob.
Why ya'll giving away my valet secrets??

Side note - I have had a couple of times where they could not park my car or they had to wait for another valet who could drive 6mt... New age anti theft device... I feel like I should get insurance breaks for having manual...
Haha, right? Heard a story on the news the other day of a failed carjacking after a dude broke into an S4 and couldn't move it because... No D?

Then again, another problem you don't have to worry about.
Agreed... Totally okay with not getting the D?
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      06-27-2016, 04:34 PM   #106
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To answer OP original question....

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Saw this M thought you were ballin' hard. Then... I recognized it.
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Saw this M thought you were ballin' hard. Then... I recognized it.
hahahahaha!

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Saw this M thought you were ballin' hard. Then... I recognized it.
Didn't even realize they did valet at WalMart.
Impressive. You are sharp. Always knew that, but.....wait for it....you could be genious.
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