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      07-02-2015, 12:20 PM   #10011
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This just keeps getting better and better.
I can't eat at the house anymore. That bad.
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      07-02-2015, 12:21 PM   #10012
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She moved in for two months. Nobody bothered to tell me beforehand.
And your husband...he is deceased?
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      07-02-2015, 12:27 PM   #10013
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And your husband...he is deceased?
Not yet. He did buy me a great set of knives for my birthday. From a Finn it can be interpreted as a wish for a fast and painless death.
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She moved in for two months. Nobody bothered to tell me beforehand.
Is she from the same village in Finland as you?
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Is she from the same village in Finland as you?
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Damn right she said it. She said it proudly.

Let's see you guys attempt this shit. Most dangerous sport.



Back in the day I used to stop by and say hi to my horse every time I came down my driveway. If I gave it a light rev, he would race me down (not even joking, haha).
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I (of all people) appreciate the dangers of riding horses and the risks of injury...but is FAR FROM the most dangerous sport in the world...with respect to life/death...

I've had worse injuries related to VB and BB...just saying
I grew up with horses and absolutely love them. I treat them with every bit of respect the deserve. For some odd reason I have the absolute worst luck riding though. I swear something ALWAYS happens... Thunder... Stray dog attacks... A rotten tree fell over and almost hit us. Every single time I got tossed, haha. I have more horse injuries than tiger shark injuries...
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She moved in for two months. Nobody bothered to tell me beforehand.
Use her as a babysitter, get her to help you cook and clean. When you have lemons....
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      07-02-2015, 01:03 PM   #10019
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Use her as a babysitter, get her to help you cook and clean. When you have lemons....
Um, I'm very strict about the kids. I don't appreciate her being short with them, snapping at them or even worse, false information. Food is also a problem since I love cooking.

Cleaning. Fml she organized my closet and now I have no clothes. These is only beer in the evening in this.
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Um, I'm very strict about the kids. I don't appreciate her being short with them, snapping at them or even worse, false information. Food is also a problem since I love cooking.

Cleaning. Fml she organized my closet and now I have no clothes.
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Yeah, funny..
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Back in the day I used to stop by and say hi to my horse every time I came down my driveway. If I gave it a light rev, he would race me down (not even joking, haha).
You have an Aston Martin?
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      07-02-2015, 02:31 PM   #10024
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You have an Aston Martin?
C5 'Vette if you ask me.
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C6 maybe?
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C5 'Vette if you ask me.
Not a C5.
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C6 maybe?
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You don't see a lot of police forces in Europe with HD's. La police Belge also used to have a beautiful fleet of 911’s.

Yes, that is the "Rijkswacht" since they have red stripes. That is probably a special fleet, since most (if not all) Belgian police drive BMWs.
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We actually went to Chick-Fil-A today for lunch. it was next to Krispy Kreme donut.

My kid was yelling "coo coooo roooo" rooster voice constantly prior to Chick-Fil-A visit.

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I feel so sorry for those of you that do not have a Krispy Kreme where you live...

And/or and Chick-Fil-A either....
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Next time you should buy/rent a house with separate guest house.


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Cleaning. Fml she organized my closet and now I have no clothes. These is only beer in the evening in this.
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I can't look at my sister-in-law eating. She is fucking with my head big time.
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Yeah way back in the day I had a C6 before I got my DB9.

LOL I was 19



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You actually look younger on profile photo than your 19y/o picture.


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Yeah way back in the day I had a C6 before I got my DB9.

LOL I was 19





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