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      10-22-2015, 10:54 AM   #287
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See why we NEVER understand what the fuk went wrong
Ugh. I'm in the same boat. I think the only way to handle this all is to date exclusively mutes.

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Hey is normal turd okay with the seeds or do you plant them into special sorts?
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How many of you have read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" so you can TRY to understand us Martians?

Specifically the part about when you tell me about something that is bothering you , I WILL FIX IT if I can. I can't just sit there and listen, or you will realize I just tuned out and am only nodding my head at regular intervals. If you tell me somebody is bothering you at work, I will show up and kick their ass. Or tell HR to kick their ass.
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How many of you have read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" so you can TRY to understand us Martians?
Negatory.
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Depends on your AO...fur, yoga pants, minis...
Can confirm, am wearing fur trimmed sweater and wearing flouncy skirt, wore yoga pants to bed last night.
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Apple or Microsoft? Why?
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Hey is normal turd okay with the seeds or do you plant them into special sorts?
Just potting soil and vermiculite
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Can confirm, am wearing fur trimmed sweater and wearing flouncy skirt, wore yoga pants to bed last night.
Do you sleep more comfortable in pants? Most girls I know either sleep naked or in their thong.
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Do you sleep more comfortable in pants? Most girls I know either sleep naked or in their thong.
I can wear shorts if it's hot. I once tried to sleep without pants on and was so uncomfortable that I sleep-walked to get a towel and cover myself with it.
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Do you sleep more comfortable in pants? Most girls I know either sleep naked or in their thong.
I passed out in jeans once. Does that count?
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I passed out in jeans once. Does that count?
talking more on the reg not just once
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Whiskey.
Proper answer or bourbon
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Proper answer or bourbon
I could use a drink right about now.
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I could use a drink right about now.
It's after 9 go ahead. I'm abstaining for the month of October. Not easy I love my ipas and whiskey.
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      10-22-2015, 11:12 AM   #301
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I passed out in jeans once. Does that count?
Has to, I've done the same.
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      10-22-2015, 11:29 AM   #302
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Regarding the 20-somethings who are perpetually stuck in the "WHERE THE PARTY AT?!?" phase:

Do you have any friends like this?
Have they always been that way?
Why do they do it? Attention, bored, company, nothing better to do, etc?

You know, the type who every time you open their snapchat it's "WWWWWOOoooOOOOOO!!!!" Explain this creature to me.
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How come every time a girl asks me if I want to watch Netflix and chill, they always expect to get some sex?
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It's after 9 go ahead. I'm abstaining for the month of October. Not easy I love my ipas and whiskey.
I made extra strong coffee, that has to count.
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How come every time a girl asks me if I want to watch Netflix and chill, they always expect to get some sex?
Hey it was just a suggestion, and the movie you picked sucked! Next time I'll just rub your back.
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      10-22-2015, 12:07 PM   #306
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Taco Bell or Dell Taco?
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Multiple questions here:

This might be a little stupid but whatever. So I met this girl in early September on a Friday when my roommate and I went over to his girlfriends apartment to pre-game. I spilled a drink on my shirt and the girlfriends roommate tended to me quite nicely and I really liked her. We did some small talk, blah blah blah, light physical contact and then went out for the night. Fast forward to present day, I usually see her around campus and just say "Hey, what's up?" and wave. Pretty basic I know. Anyways, my two roommates and I where invited back to their place next Friday and I'm really trying to make something happen, but my other roommate is trying to hook up with her as well even though he has never even met her before, he's just seen pictures. I think he is just trying to piss me off. I don't know. Should we fight over her, just drop it all, or should I tell him to fuck off? If you read this far thanks and let me know whats good
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Regarding the 20-somethings who are perpetually stuck in the "WHERE THE PARTY AT?!?" phase:

Do you have any friends like this?
Have they always been that way?
Why do they do it? Attention, bored, company, nothing better to do, etc?

You know, the type who every time you open their snapchat it's "WWWWWOOoooOOOOOO!!!!" Explain this creature to me.
I do, they have, I guess immaturity. That, and I think attention with trying to display how absolutely fabulous their lives are on social media.
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