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      12-11-2014, 12:26 PM   #67
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Just saw a new 7 series backing up in the parking lot and it was making that loud beep-beep-beep backing-up sound. WTF is up with that?

I know if you hear that on a garbage truck, get out of the way or else.
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      12-11-2014, 01:01 PM   #68
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I dated a blonde right after college, she was so trusting, really gullible and i liked that.

It's hard to BS a Brunette , sometimes they dont believe you even when you're telling them the truth.

Great for temporary girlfriend.

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Just saw a new 7 series backing up in the parking lot and it was making that loud beep-beep-beep backing-up sound. WTF is up with that?


Preference, but I really do not get people who buy S-series MB or 7-series BMW. Those are like a boat. It isn't like 7series decade ago. Those are so huge....... I would only buy those , if I decide to run a private limo service.

2month ago near the hospital, I see a guy driving new 7-series with license plate with something "MD" on it. I saw him through the side window and laughed at him.
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      12-11-2014, 03:52 PM   #70
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This is how I picture Lups with correct uniform in the Finnish Army holding Sako TRG.






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Lol some of this are correct. I went to the army, but not in Russia, I have eyes, but I've never had that much makeup on, and I'd kill for brown hair like hers.

Oh, no rings.
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I can't comment on her, I don't know anything about her except that she parks on handicap places, her spouse makes good money, she likes cat fights. I'm sure there is more to her than that.


Finland, I live now in Seattle though.
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      12-11-2014, 04:47 PM   #71
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This is how I picture Lups with correct uniform in the Finnish Army holding Sako TRG.



Lol dude, I'm so old pics are not in digital form! I should know, my lovely mother has sent me hundreds of them in the last week just to make sure I remember everything left behind. great...
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      12-11-2014, 05:02 PM   #72
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I figure you are around my age. I think i got the idea from blog you posted a while ago. Still, I am going to picture you as soldiers below with F80 M4.

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Lol dude, I'm so old pics are not in digital form! I should know, my lovely mother has sent me hundreds of them in the last week just to make sure I remember everything left behind. great...
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Great for temporary girlfriend.





Preference, but I really do not get people who buy S-series MB or 7-series BMW. Those are like a boat. It isn't like 7series decade ago. Those are so huge....... I would only buy those , if I decide to run a private limo service.

2month ago near the hospital, I see a guy driving new 7-series with license plate with something "MD" on it. I saw him through the side window and laughed at him.
Why temporary?

I think in general, natural blondes are less confrontational than brunettes,(Puerto Ricans, Italians etc.)

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Why temporary?

I think in general, natural blondes are less confrontational than brunettes,(Puerto Ricans, Italians etc.)

Don't get me wrong. I've had blonde girls tutor me with Physics before. One blonde girl did the 95% of my econ project. Some are very smart, and schooled me on stuff. I still appreciate what some of blonds helped me out during school years.

However, there are blonds who dye their hair, and I just don't want to pay for their hair dye at a salon every other month. (kiddin)
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      12-11-2014, 05:51 PM   #75
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Lol dude, I'm so old pics are not in digital form! I should know, my lovely mother has sent me hundreds of them in the last week just to make sure I remember everything left behind. great...
Can you mail me a naked poloroid to my regular mailbox instead?
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Can you mail me a naked poloroid to my regular mailbox instead?
Oh billup, here I thought we had broken the circle already!
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      12-11-2014, 05:57 PM   #77
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No! Cheese mine, liver loooone.
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      12-11-2014, 05:57 PM   #78
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Lol dude, I'm so old pics are not in digital form! I should know, my lovely mother has sent me hundreds of them in the last week just to make sure I remember everything left behind. great...
If so then you should contribute answer to the Ask a Geezer thread like I did! I highly doubt you are that old.
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Don't get me wrong. I've had blonde girls tutor me with Physics before. One blonde girl did the 95% of my econ project. Some are very smart, and schooled me on stuff. I still appreciate what some of blonds helped me out during school years.

However, there are blonds who dye their hair, and I just don't want to pay for their hair dye at a salon every other month. (kiddin)
I was as blond as they come, apparently turning into a brunette here with the sun and the water, and I should say this isn't just a blond thing, I think we women have changed a lot in the last few decades. Still, we kind of get a lot handed to us, so if you meet a smart one that hasn't been spoiled, go for it. Those are rare.
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If so then you should contribute answer to the Ask a Geezer thread like I did! I highly doubt you are that old.
I'm sure I'm the eldest female playing with these toys, so I would think I could contribute. 32 here.
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I'm sure I'm the eldest female playing with these toys, so I would think I could contribute. 32 here.
32 is the oldest young lady I've tried to seduce yet...., so tell me Lups, do you like long walks on the beach, or long rides on the passenger seat of my bike?
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32 is the oldest young lady I've tried to seduce yet...., so tell me Lups, do you like long walks on the beach, or long rides on the passenger seat of my bike?
Cut the bullshit and just ask her out bruh

Her husband can tag along on your date with her
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Cut the bullshit and just ask her out bruh

Her husband can tag along on your date with her
I already tried. Peter is being a peter blocker, otherwise I'd invite him to join.
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Cheers @squishy and @billup, you are funny as hell.
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Cheers @squishy and @billup, you are funny as hell.
In other words, you two are now in the friend zone.
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In other words, you two are now in the friend zone.
Haha, I pick my men from a different side of internet. I would hate to lose this forum because I find someone from here humping my shiny exhaust system.
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In other words, you two are now in the friend zone.
Won't be the last time either lol

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Haha, I pick my men from a different side of internet. I would hate to lose this forum because I find someone from here humping my shiny exhaust system.
oddly arousing.
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