Ask a girl anything?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You should be ashamed of yourself... couldn't even wait long enough to get her clothes off? Mr Tonka clearly he is more yours than mine...

Yep, i taught him that one.

We call that move, a forensic love poem.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, took one, a photograph. You're probably used to needing a bit of gun powder and a spark to make a photo. But these days, we carry these little magic boxes that capture photos, videos AND audio clips with remarkable ease.

Yes, there were creative photos featuring nuts (a male scrotum) within that thread. Some of them were quite funny.

I cannot breathe oh my lord.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, took one, a photograph. You're probably used to needing a bit of gun powder and a spark to make a photo. But these days, we carry these little magic boxes that capture photos, videos AND audio clips with remarkable ease.

Yes, there were creative photos featuring nuts (a male scrotum) within that thread. Some of them were quite funny.

I belive ASBSECU E93 introduced all of us to it. (i'm sure it makes better sense now)


I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. But i did nut on her threads.

{image removed to prevent loss of lunch (and desire to throw away all cigars)}

Hey man... respect the art... its called a daguerreotype.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hey man... respect the art... its called a daguerreotype.

What? And what is this nutscape bimmette is talking about?

[Verbiage]

Crap Tonka's sig!

[silvergray545]

Tonka is the quiet savage nobody expects.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What? And what is this nutscape bimmette is talking about?

You must google image it.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Tonka is the quiet savage nobody expects.

Nah. We expect it.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Nah. We expect it.

The thing is, Tonka doesn't expect it, himself. And he's blacker than I am.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

The thing is, Tonka doesn't expect it, himself. And he's blacker than I am.

No, he's half Asian!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by bimmette

No, he's half Asian!

Mr Tonka explain your 76% blackness!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Mr Tonka explain your 76% blackness!

26% asian.


It's a riddle, how do you know i'm lying?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

26% asian.


It's a riddle, how do you know i'm lying?

Because your African American heritage dominates and it is showcased in your fitness prowess.

[Axius]

Can I be black? I want to be black!


I had sex with a black girl once..., I went black, and I came back, so the saying is a lie.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Can I be black? I want to be black!


I had sex with a black girl once..., I went black, and I came back, so the saying is a lie.

Lol!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Because your African American heritage dominates and it is showcased in your fitness prowess.

Close.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You must google image it.

bimmette !!!!!!

I can never unsee this.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

26% asian.


It's a riddle, how do you know i'm lying?

If 26% Asian, math would've added up...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

bimmette !!!!!!

I can never unsee this.

Don't worry - you're stoned. You probably won't even remember it. Your dreams will be haunted by random unfamiliar nut sacks and you won't know why. You will assume its because you have unrequited homosexual tendencies. And we will support that theory - cuz... internet!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

If 26% Asian, math would've added up...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Don't worry - your stoned. You probably won't even remember it. Your dreams will be haunted by random unfamiliar nut sacks and you won't know why. You will assume its because you have unrequited homosexual tendencies. And we will support that theory - cuz... internet!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Don't worry - your stoned. You probably won't even remember it. Your dreams will be haunted by random unfamiliar nut sacks and you won't know why. You will assume its because you have unrequited homosexual tendencies. And we will support that theory - cuz... internet!

Lol!

But I'm not the one who "came in a child and out a man...."