Got a skunk under shed

[upstatedoc]

Need Moar skunk

[jtodd_fl]

Ummm... something you should know jgoens

Originally Posted by Skunky

Boring time the last couple days. I think the owner is having a pool put in inside the house, because the pool boy keeps coming over and going inside with the wife after the owner goes to work. Stays for an hour or so, then leaves. Must be hard work, cuz he always looks tired when he leaves. Maybe I'll sneak in and spray him if he comes back. Not sure wtf is up with the owner though... he hasn't been out much. Maybe in rehab after that last sharks game? They play again tonight, so I am definitely looking forward to that. If drunk boy comes staggering out again to check on his "hole-foaming" (hehe...) then I think Ima let him have it. He starts this shit... but he doesn't finish it. I just hope he doesn't hire the pool boy to come over he... that guy looks strong.

[Skunkwerks]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Ummm... something you should know jgoens

jgoens

WE ARE LEGION AND RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

jgoens

WE ARE LEGION AND RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Sweet car... got a mod list? Also, nice location!

[Skunkwerks]

I am just trying to hold out and beat the over/under on when jgoens gets the magical bath. Huge shed office pool with the snake and squirrels.

[Verbiage]

He must keep the E30 in the house, if he gets the shed!

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Ummm... something you should know jgoens

Hmm..well...skunk boy has gotten his info wrong..maybe he got into my alcohol stash in the tuff shed....not doing a pool and the wife is never here when I am at work. Maybe, that skunk is at the house down the street who is doing some construction in the back...that being said....I now have suspicions about jtodd_fl and that he might be the skunk or has been enlisted here to spread propaganda.
Has anybody actually met jtodd? Is he a real person? And if so is he being controlled by the skunk?

Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

jgoens

WE ARE LEGION AND RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Your time is almost done. I have partnered up with a hacker buddy and we are going to hack into your account here on Bimmerpost and trace back to where you are and who is behind the screen name. This is a multi-level operation under way.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jgoens

Hmm..well...skunk boy has gotten his info wrong..maybe he got into my alcohol stash in the tuff shed....not doing a pool and the wife is never here when I am at work. Maybe, that skunk is at the house down the street who is doing some construction in the back...that being said....I now have suspicions about jtodd_fl and that he might be the skunk or has been enlisted here to spread propaganda.
Has anybody actually met jtodd? Is he a real person? And if so is he being controlled by the skunk?



Your time is almost done. I have partnered up with a hacker buddy and we are going to hack into your account here on Bimmerpost and trace back to where you are and who is behind the screen name. This is a multi-level operation under way.

jtodd_fl is actually...wait for it....




InB4 multiple entendre.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

jtodd_fl is actually...wait for it....




InB4 multiple entendre.

I keep my nails did like that cuz that's ho Mywifes335 and F30lolz co-workers like 'em.

[Skunkwerks]

Originally Posted by jgoens

Hmm..well...skunk boy has gotten his info wrong..maybe he got into my alcohol stash in the tuff shed....not doing a pool and the wife is never here when I am at work. Maybe, that skunk is at the house down the street who is doing some construction in the back...that being said....I now have suspicions about jtodd_fl and that he might be the skunk or has been enlisted here to spread propaganda.
Has anybody actually met jtodd? Is he a real person? And if so is he being controlled by the skunk?

Your time is almost done. I have partnered up with a hacker buddy and we are going to hack into your account here on Bimmerpost and trace back to where you are and who is behind the screen name. This is a multi-level operation under way.

Come at me bro!!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I keep my nails did like that cuz that's ho Mywifes335 and F30lolz co-workers like 'em.

That's why I chose a picture of a Dominican mole. The men are actually groomed more tidily than the women are.

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

jtodd_fl is actually...wait for it....




InB4 multiple entendre.

The truth is coming out.

So, quick update to keep everyone in the loop. Dirt I placed inside the chicken wire on the side has not moved...that's a good sign and I just went in to the shed and no skunk smell. I smell a win coming just as the Sharks do.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

That's why I chose a picture of a Dominican mole. The men are actually groomed more tidily than the women are.

I'm dyin' hahahaha!!!!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jgoens

The truth is coming out.

So, quick update to keep everyone in the loop. Dirt I placed inside the chicken wire on the side has not moved...that's a good sign and I just went in to the shed and no skunk smell. I smell a win coming just as the Sharks do.

jtodd_fl whats the latest intel? I think he's laying low prepping for a sneak attack....

[Skunkwerks]

Fight fire with fire.

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

Fight fire with fire.

Really?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jgoens

Really?

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Looks kinda like Sara504 .... But she'd never wear off the rack skunk. Gotta be couture.

[Skunkwerks]

Originally Posted by jgoens

Really?

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That's the outfit the Mrs. wears when you're not around.

BURN!!!!

[jgoens]

Originally Posted by Skunkwerks

That's the outfit the Mrs. wears when you're not around.

BURN!!!!

So, she's wearing it for you...sometimes she would have a faint skunk smell and I thought she was just rummaging around in the shed...now I know. I'm just wondering where your going to live.

[Skunkwerks]

Originally Posted by jgoens

So, she's wearing it for you...sometimes she would have a faint skunk smell and I thought she was just rummaging around in the shed...now I know. I'm just wondering where your going to live.

First the shed, next the main house

[Verbiage]

Shit's getting funky in here.

[Skunkwerks]

soon