Elephant wipes its ass on merc

[SDH]

I'm never going to a safari park that has an elephant in it ever again!

I did try searching the forum before posting so hopefully this isn't another of my repeat posts

[The Wind Breezes]

lol

[Alamat]

"...No, really, an elephant sat on my car on the road!...."

[SDH]

Originally Posted by Alamat

"...No, really, an elephant sat on my car on the road!...."

Yep, nearly as insane as my "I swearved several times before I hit that cyclist officer" statement after I collided with a cyclist on my motorbike! For the uk members, yes it's straight out of a jasper carrot sketch but true.

What I meant to say was " I tried to avoid him with several evasive manoeuvres officer but afraid he just was doing the same therefore we collided"

Before I get any stick, witnesses backed me up and the cyclist was found to be at blame for this accident. Even after the money gabbing twit tried to take me to court

[EL Jeffe 5]

Crazy lol
That benz looks clean