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      07-24-2014, 05:56 PM   #903
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what the fuck am I gonna do at work now !??!
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      07-24-2014, 06:03 PM   #904
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Took the dog for a walk. Picked up her poop only to discover that the bag had a hole in it. It was a long shitty walk back.
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      07-24-2014, 06:16 PM   #905
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Do you guys use your work emails to talk about blowjobs?
yes, just like 98% of the married workforce....
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      07-24-2014, 08:36 PM   #906
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I've seen clips of kids doing this blindfold after examining the cube for a min or too. Seriously
I almost posted earlier about doing it behind my back, but didn't want to sound like I was bragging. The point is, once you orient the cube, it's the same steps to solve it. You always turn the same faces in the same order. I can't explain why the solution works, but it does.
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      07-25-2014, 02:06 AM   #907
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I've seen clips of kids doing this blindfold after examining the cube for a min or too. Seriously
I almost posted earlier about doing it behind my back, but didn't want to sound like I was bragging. The point is, once you orient the cube, it's the same steps to solve it. You always turn the same faces in the same order. I can't explain why the solution works, but it does.
I need to learn this, would be a nice party trick!
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New guy wears a suit on casual Fridays. Bastard is gonna ruin it for the rest of us.
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New guy wears a suit on casual Fridays. Bastard is gonna ruin it for the rest of us.
Simple. Get your work buddies together, meet him in the hallway and beat the shi+ out of him
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Spread a rumor that he was out interviewing.
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Think I'll go with Stealth and just kick his ass.
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      07-25-2014, 08:57 AM   #912
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New guy wears a suit on casual Fridays. Bastard is gonna ruin it for the rest of us.
"New guy" here wore a suit the first week he was here and i was like c'mon man you're making me look like a slob.
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      07-25-2014, 09:09 AM   #913
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I thought every day was casual Friday....
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      07-25-2014, 10:37 AM   #914
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Wifey took the minivan in for tire rotation and one tire had a nail in it and the other had a screw in it. We have a minivan. I occasionally drive a minivan.
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Think I'll go with Stealth and just kick his ass.
There's no better way to say "welcome to the team" than a beat down.
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Wifey took the minivan in for tire rotation and one tire had a nail in it and the other had a screw in it. We have a minivan. I occasionally drive a minivan.
Well, since you occasionally drive it, you should put it in your sig...
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This! Shorts EVERYDAY
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      07-25-2014, 10:45 AM   #918
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Wifey took the minivan in for tire rotation and one tire had a nail in it and the other had a screw in it. We have a minivan. I occasionally drive a minivan.
I think this is more worthy of the "FML" Thread.
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Wifey took the minivan in for tire rotation and one tire had a nail in it and the other had a screw in it. We have a minivan. I occasionally drive a minivan.
So they nailed her and then screwed her? Horrible
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This! Shorts EVERYDAY
We had it pretty good everyday. Then some asshat wore flip flops and smurfed everything up for everyone.
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We had it pretty good everyday. Then some asshat wore flip flops and smurfed everything up for everyone.
and you can't wear hats inside
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So they nailed her and then screwed her? Horrible
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Well, since you occasionally drive it, you should put it in your sig...
NEVAR! But I will put in my bike.
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Wifey took the minivan in for tire rotation and one tire had a nail in it and the other had a screw in it. We have a minivan. I occasionally drive a minivan.
Third World problem.
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