Yes. I'm alive. lol.
I don't own anything with a giggle switch, but I did assign myself one of our department's rifles that has a giggle switch that I bring back and forth to work so I have it at home if I need it. It's nice to be in charge of firearms at work.
We have ten select-fire rifles at work. Safe/Semi/Full. No 3 rd burst stuff. They are assigned to our eight patrol cars with two serving as spares or assigned to an officer to take home. The chief has one of the spares and I have the other. I slapped my 8.5" 300blk suppressed upper on it. Mag dumps are expensive.
We used to have some MP5s but they were traded in.
I tried to keep one but I wasn't in charge at the time.
My son built his 14th birthday present early today since his parts came in. He's had an SBR'd lower sitting around for a while so he chose to make a suppressed 22LR SBR with Hera furniture. It's not my thing but it's his money so he can build what he wants.