Quote:
Originally Posted by ddk632
Billup wooing an 18 year old:
"I am your elder. Now, bring me bacon and sit on my face."
Because Tinder. And bacon.
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I am walking diligently around this one.
Anytime I show my true colors, people get offended. So I need to be all fucking mysterious and shit. Ruining my fucking vibe. But that's what it takes to get a lil summin summin.