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      09-24-2020, 01:59 PM   #32
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I've gone back and read some of my "work" from high school and early college.

Nope, not gonna happen.


Lups my kids are relatively normal, blessed with decent health, no major defects on the outside. I still can't sleep thru the night, approaching Dr. appointment or not.
Mine have one less ear as normal kids have in combined and the one with less than others have been poked so much we all fucking know the kid is okay. Currently I have three unopened letters from the hospital on my coffee table. Looks like bills but can't make myself open them cuz I'm a coward when it comes to him.

Now, my eldest told me a few days ago a 16 year old, the second youngest one in their weirdo high school physics integration to uni club had said to my kid that he is going to marry my kid. My kid told me that, and when I was waiting for a story about them locking eyes and exchanging notes and them having an epic romance and me freaking out about birth control.

So the boy's mom called me yesterday. Apparently the kids want to participate to some robotics class together too, mine wants to be a surgeon, theirs wants to transform transformers basically. Those two will probably get married one day. His mom and I also will be adopting abandoned ponies so we have something to call as grandkids.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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