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An archaeologist is a person who's career lies in ruins
An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Laurence J. Peter
An editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Elbert Hubbard
A journalist is someone who spend 50% of its time not saying what he knows and 50% of its time talking about things he doesn't know.
A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.
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