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Originally Posted by floridaorange
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." – Steven Wright
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Love Steven Wright!
The bit about walking the dog with cat contacts in his eyes.....then taking one out and the dog running in circles is fantastic!
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."