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Originally Posted by Joekerr
Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.
What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.
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If one could only find a way to measure this statistically, this would be quite the addition to my resume or CV. I would need to determine whether or not to use it before or after the following that already occupy my prior responsibilities of:
Floor mopper at Pull Your Own Part nickel peep shows
Watching copious amounts of online porn during business hours
Best House Bitch Award 2007-2015