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      09-14-2015, 09:02 PM   #67
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      09-14-2015, 09:36 PM   #68
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When I was single I had chicks on rotation so I could pretty much get it everyday. Except for Sunday cause that was brunch at moms day followed by all day video game binge.
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We used stove top reference for that. How many burners you got? Put em on the back burner. Or you just straight up tell em hey wanna be my Monday night chick maybe you can impress me and move up to weekend rotation.
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      09-14-2015, 11:35 PM   #70
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      09-15-2015, 12:11 AM   #71
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all ya married guys are liars

i have sex if and only if missus wants it. sad but true.
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      09-15-2015, 12:15 AM   #72
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all ya married guys are liars

i have sex if and only if missus wants it. sad but true.
What about gf
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      09-15-2015, 12:18 AM   #73
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This is something that has come up in my current and past relationships. It really depends on the person(s).

For me twice daily on average is normal and even as the novelty of the new relationship wears, I'm a firm believer that this can be maintained. Basically if you find someone that is not compatible in this dept I'd put thought into if she's actually compatible for you. That's just me though and I'm sure I'll catch some heat on that one.
I would not know where to find the time in a normal day to make this happen...impressive.
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      09-15-2015, 12:22 AM   #74
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I'm married but my wife would love it if someone could take on that job.
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      09-15-2015, 12:24 AM   #75
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all ya married guys are liars

i have sex if and only if missus wants it. sad but true.
Yeah, married guys suck.
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      09-15-2015, 12:28 AM   #76
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I'm like married/single..kinda weird..it's a new designation.
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      09-15-2015, 07:22 AM   #77
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Depends on age and general health. Hitting the big 40 changes things. Woman's bodies tend to go to shit* while men start to loose testosterone.


* Guys keep your ass in the gym. Also, make sure your ladies take care of themselves when they're in their 20's/30's because when they hit 40 it's a whole different ballgame when it comes to their metabolism and hormones.
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      09-15-2015, 08:33 AM   #78
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Anything more than 2 daily is too much
Yeah Sara that's about the right thing , but need to say I like/need variation in positions and that's why I ordered the Kamasutra to get more inspiration .
What position do you prefer ?
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      09-15-2015, 08:48 AM   #79
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I'm married but my wife would love it if someone could take on that job.
+2...I think if there was a way she could outsource that part until she wants another baby she would...so I've been telling her I'll just get a girlfriend lol
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Yeah Sara that's about the right thing , but need to say I like/need variation in positions and that's why I ordered the Kamasutra to get more inspiration .
What position do you prefer ?
1. Plays the nice guy role by agreeing with the woman.
2. Imminently makes sexual references by asking the woman for her preferred position..

This is the sure fire way to not get laid and wind up in the friend zone.. Given that the kamasutra and sex was mentioned, it will be the "creepy" friend zone.
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      09-15-2015, 09:38 AM   #82
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1. Plays the nice guy role by agreeing with the woman.
2. Imminently makes sexual references by asking the woman for her preferred position..

This is the sure fire way to not get laid and wind up in the friend zone.. Given that the kamasutra and sex was mentioned, it will be the "creepy" friend zone.
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More...=> #6321 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...3#post18583083
And also of course just kid .
But sometimes I'm serious...
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....and Credit Score....don't forget about that nugget of info.
No credit score is nothing to brag about....no lie my wife's and mine are fairly high, but so what, it just implies that we could borrow and at decent rates. But borrowing in itself should be a source of shame imho.

But I would say men lie most about their height. How many people have you met in your life, who say they're 6', and you're like wait a sec, you have to be 4" shorter than I am, and I'm not 6'4"! I think lying about height is more prevalent than lying about income, but income is pretty fictitious too when it comes to guys....
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When I first started this relationship, everything was great with the once daily routine. But abt a month ago, we decided to move to her apartment instead of staying at mine as it is closer to work, everything seem to go south. She became less proactive and began to say stuff like she is tired and stuff. I ask her whether there's anything wrong and she said no. She is still the same when she out with plenty of PDA, but as soon as we get home she just slops on the bed and wants to sleep. I know that these things fades with time. My ex and I managed to keep this once daily thing going for five years right up until the point when she moved out (for family reason). I'm only 6 months with this girl. This sudden change worries me. Normally I wouldn't care that much, but I think I like to keep this girl.
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