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04-24-2019, 11:31 PM | #1761 |
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I went to a dinner with some good friends and some friends of friends I barely knew. When we sat down I made it known that I wanted the table to sample a few bottles of a kind of wine I liked. Since they were kind of expensive I said I would pay for the bottles.
At the end of the night, one of the 'friends of friends' I barely knew was drunk and said once that he'd pay the ENTIRE bill. I let him do it without a fight. I wonder if he'll try to track me down tomorrow once he sobers up and realizes what he's done |
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04-26-2019, 11:56 AM | #1763 |
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so we just signed our lease for the summer and was looking at furniture, found something called a "cum bed" on clist
why tf is it called a "cum bed"? |
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04-26-2019, 12:15 PM | #1764 | |
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Either way.....I think I would skip on that one!
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04-26-2019, 01:45 PM | #1766 | |
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My moped is running.
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04-26-2019, 06:06 PM | #1768 |
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04-26-2019, 06:08 PM | #1769 |
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I have horrendous protein farts and may lose my job and have to sleep in the garage
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04-26-2019, 10:08 PM | #1770 |
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Met a friend for dinner and beers tonight and, since Wifey was not there to give me the evil eye, had a ribeye and fries. And several IPAs.
Think a couple of Hail Mary's will get me forgiveness?
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04-26-2019, 11:23 PM | #1772 |
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04-27-2019, 01:11 PM | #1773 |
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A COUPLE of them. Not 1/4
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04-28-2019, 05:45 AM | #1774 |
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Maybe reciting the pope's phone number?
Confession: I'm not Catholic but I am divorced from one. (The second time around I married an Episcopalian.) |
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all morning i was eyeballing a spider, size of quarter.
I got busy with work, now i have no idea where spider is...lol Now i cant focus . |
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05-01-2019, 12:58 PM | #1778 | |
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I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once. It was in one of my shoes in the garage that I used to slip on when I would walk out to the yard. Bit me on the ankle and ended up needing skin grafts in the end. Still have the scars. An old friend of mine who bought/sold exotic animals found out really quickly as he told me to look in a tank at his place one day. Inside was one of those bird eating spiders about the size of a dinner plate. I ran him straight over trying to get as much distance between me and it as I could. Almost broke his nose as I was flailing my arms while running!
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OUCH!!! I once got stung by a bee while I was driving..it was on my back inside my shirt..soon as i felt the stab lol i elbow drop it from top of the ring... the dead bee was stuck on me, made the wife pull it off. 35 minute commute |
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05-01-2019, 01:37 PM | #1781 |
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I hate bees. I once had a bee crawl inside my helmet while I was riding my motorcycle. Bastard stung me on the lips and I had to reach in from the bottom and pull him out while riding
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