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sygazelle · 03-07-2021, 01:51 AM

Jerking off a lot makes you live longer.

Fly320s · 03-07-2021, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

Jerking off a lot makes you live longer.

I'm immortal!

Rkt48 · 03-07-2021, 07:22 AM

We are in a simulation.

Buug959 · 03-07-2021, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

I'm immortal!

Aren't we all???

rwheels · 03-07-2021, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

Jerking off a lot makes you live longer.

Yeah, but;

vreihen16 · 03-07-2021, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

I'm immortal!

I initially read that as "immoral"

TiMSport · 03-07-2021, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

I initially read that as "immoral"

Some actually believe that as well.

3.0L · 03-07-2021, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

Jerking off a lot makes you live longer.

Mom: Junior, stop doing that. It will make you go blind.

Junior: Aw gee mom, can I keep doing it until I need eyeglasses?

TiMSport · 03-07-2021, 01:18 PM

Many people on this forum have a foot fetish.

UncleWede · 03-07-2021, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Many people on this forum have a foot fetish.

Are we looking to prove any of this?

M5Rick · 03-07-2021, 01:33 PM

I'm always first away from the lights

TiMSport · 03-07-2021, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we looking to prove any of this?

Why do I get the feeling MKSixer is getting ready to make an entrance?

UncleWede · 03-07-2021, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Are we looking to prove any of this?

Why do I get the feeling MKSixer is getting ready to make an entrance?

Use @ sign, to call MKSixer

TiMSport · 03-07-2021, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Use @ sign, to call MKSixer

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Sara · 03-07-2021, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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It's that small?

UncleWede · 03-07-2021, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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It's that small?

We don't have proof

Buug959 · 03-07-2021, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by M5theonlyone

I'm always first away from the lights

I forsee some shenanigans if you and I ever end up at the same intersection.

TiMSport · 03-07-2021, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

We don't have proof

Let's keep it that way!

TiMSport · 03-07-2021, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

I forsee some shenanigans if you and I ever end up at the same intersection.

Just watch out for the Teslas!

Lady Jane · 03-07-2021, 03:55 PM

Don't worry, catheters only come in small sizes.

Fly320s · 03-07-2021, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Don't worry, catheters only come in small sizes.

When a nurse says, "catheter," everything becomes small.

Lady Jane · 03-07-2021, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

When a nurse says, "catheter," everything becomes small.

It reminds me of a Seinfeld episode: George in the pool.

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