Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[1MOREMOD]

Posted self pictures as man with gun. Weighs 173 lbs and worried about grip strength.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

C5 IS A WOMAN, WHAT IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND?


How do we say this in Beligianish?


C5 Ist Und Vumen.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Posted self pictures as man with gun. Weighs 173 lbs and worried about grip strength.

Axius
No worries William , I understand you perfectly .
For me it's all about she was acting like a man on here and for how long ?
And why ?
Look above to the comment of 1MOREMOD
That's why and I really like him/her that's why it makes me really confused and probably other people too...
So in my head is the question => Why lie about sex been male or female and make people believe you're male while been female ?

[Axius]

Caitlyn Jenner is to woman as C5driver is to woman.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

So....

She is shooting with a sniper FN ?
She's running 20 miles ?
She drives a tuned ///M6 with Turner motorsports exhaust with + 650 HP ?
She has a red Corvette as weekend toy ?
Saw in other thread she was buying a man's watch ?

Is it just me or... ?
Because I'll never get this situation...

I don't know about she/he, but all the stuff listed above sounds normal for American women.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I don't know about she/he, but all the stuff listed above sounds normal for American women.

Agreed... clearly not a girl in los angeles, possibly somewhere more rural... C5driver grew up with like 15 brothers and 12 uncles... would explain the model legs but sense of manliness... Don't get me wrong, C5driver still likes getting mani/pedi's, but will tear up the fake nails short shifting / sniping targets, and replacing batteries on expensive men's watches - which are presumably gifts for the 15 brothers and or 12 uncles...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sounds like a cocky bastard. I bet he has really great legs, though...

He goes on and on about his damn legs. "They are so shapely and hot" he's always saying. Jagoff.

Originally Posted by Biorin

So my SS group would be Axius Mr Tonka and ASBSECU E93...... 66.6% chance of getting goat things, 33.3% chance of getting a framed ass photo. I'll take it.

Wait, that was a picture of my legs. Why would you think you would get an ass pic? Just what was it that you focused on in that picture?? I can't figure this one out, can anyone explain why she would think she'd get a framed picture of an ass?

Oh, i think i get it, Waffles = ass. Right, i'm sure that's it. Carry on.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok I literally had to check which thread I was in.

Back on topic, can we just all agree on buying a huge quantity of goats with our donations? Does anyone object to this????

Originally Posted by Lups

Goats would suit us well, we all like hairy beasts and they are adorable unlike most animals.

1 vote for goats, if anyone can come up with a better organization than what ive used, please share your knowledge.

+1, I'm good with goats.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

He goes on and on about his damn legs. "They are so shapely and hot" he's always saying. Jagoff.

Wait, that was a picture of my legs. Why would you think you would get an ass pic? Just what was it that you focused on in that picture?? I can't figure this one out, can anyone explain why she would think she'd get a framed picture of an ass?

Oh, i think i get it, Waffles = ass. Right, i'm sure that's it. Carry on.


+1, I'm good with goats.

This is supposed to be a special gift, Tonka. If a picture of your legs is so easy to get that you post it in public for all to see, the least you could give me in private is a nice ass shot. Even maybe some nipples if you are feeling generous?


Goats!!

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Axius

C5 IS A WOMAN, WHAT IS NOT TO UNDERSTAND?


How do we say this in Beligianish?


C5 Ist Und Vumen.

I have a thing for conservative and gun nut women. I watch Fox News the five, Andrea Tantaros, Kimberly Guilfoyle...

[bimmette]

Here is the donation page. Deadline is Dec. 1st.

https://www.gofundme.com/WeAreNotDouchebags

[RJ_]

Good work Tara!

I like this idea.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Good work Tara!

I like this idea.

Thanks, Jake! It's already off to an interesting start with an anonymous USD $100 donation. (It wasn't me!)

[V1.47fan]

How many goats do i need to send to get the nice guy status?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

How many goats do i need to send to get the nice guy status?

10. (Which is about USD $500)

[SaM335ic]

REMEMBER YOU ARE DONATING IN CANADIAN CURRENCY! roughly $100 CA to $75 US

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SaM335ic

REMEMBER YOU ARE DONATING IN CANADIAN CURRENCY! roughly $100 CA to $75 US

I'm sorry. I contacted GoFundMe and asked them to change it to US dollars but they refused since I'm located in Canada. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[bimmette]

Oh wow guys, only four donations and already reached a quarter of my projected goal! You guys are so generous!

[SaM335ic]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm sorry. I contacted GoFundMe and asked them to change it to US dollars but they refused since I'm located in Canada. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Its really not a issue. Money is Money, just letting people know that way if they think they donated $100 US and they check bank statements they only see a charge for $75.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm sorry. I contacted GoFundMe and asked them to change it to US dollars but they refused since I'm located in Canada. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Axius]

Yay goats!

[V1.47fan]

Not Billup.

Keep it goin, guys.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Not Billup.

Keep it goin, guys.

Are you joining in the Secret Santa?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Are you joining in the Secret Santa?

Nah, i'm afraid c5driver and her friends might wanna track me down.