What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, that's 6 minutes and 27 seconds more than I was expecting. So this makes me happy.

So your leaving right?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, that's 6 minutes and 27 seconds more than I was expecting. So this makes me happy.

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[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So your leaving right?

I guess I should ask this in your thread?

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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I'm trying to work on my endurance.

[Axius]

I call all your belongings if you die.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I call all your belongings if you die.

The F80 gets buried with me IDGAF.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

I call all your belongings WHEN you die.

Fixed.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

The F80 gets buried with me IDGAF.

Not really.


You can't take it with you. Or be buried in it.

Axius and me already have a pre-death, pre-burial exhumation order. In fact, we may as well come to get it now.

We work really fast here.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not really.


You can't take it with you. Or be buried in it.

Axius and me already have a pre-death, pre-burial exhumation order. In fact, we may as well come to get it now.

We work really fast here.

My soul and F80 for M6? Your daughter keeps i8? Everyone's happy?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

My soul and F80 for M6? Your daughter keeps i8? Everyone's happy?

Contract on the way. You know what to sign it in...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not really.


You can't take it with you. Or be buried in it.

Axius and me already have a pre-death, pre-burial exhumation order. In fact, we may as well come to get it now.

We work really fast here.

Yeah, I think after our last discussion we got a lot of the minute details ironed out to work in our favour, thank God I took those two law classes in community college and passed with a C-.


Section 42b, subsection 7 line 18 remarks; Should he who hath been buried with items listed under section 14c-32z, shall be doomed to eternal death and shall be exhumed (89d;12;1), and fed to buzzards and all possessions are repossessed by underwriters (MK & Myself).

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Contract on the way. You know what to sign it in...

May I sign it in 5W-30?

Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah, I think after our last discussion we got a lot of the minute details ironed out to work in our favour, thank God I took those law classes in community college.


Section 42b, subsection 7 line 18 remarks; Should he who hath been buried with items listed under section 14c-32z, shall be doomed to eternal death and shall be exhumed (89d;12;1), and fed to buzzards and all possessions are repossessed by underwriters (MK & Myself).

Okay this sounds good to me, I think.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

May I sign it in 5W-30?



Okay this sounds good to me, I think.

It's an ///M. You sign in 10W-60. Duh.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah, I think after our last discussion we got a lot of the minute details ironed out to work in our favour, thank God I took those two law classes in community college and passed with a C-.


Section 42b, subsection 7 line 18 remarks; Should he who hath been buried with items listed under section 14c-32z, shall be doomed to eternal death and shall be exhumed (89d;12;1), and fed to buzzards with all remains from the aforementioned buzzards to be consumed by maggots, and all possessions are repossessed by underwriters (MK & Myself).

This is great work!
I added a maggots statement. I just wanted to check all of the boxes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Okay this sounds good to me, I think.

It sounds good to you. Why? Because I'm telling you so.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It's an ///M. You sign in 10W-60. Duh.

Shit, I'm still new to this stuff. I'm coming from a 335i.

Originally Posted by Axius

It sounds good to you. Why? Because I'm telling you so.

What a good lawyer you are.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This is great work!
I added a maggots statement. I just wanted to check all of the boxes.

Very nice addition. See, this is why we make such a great team.

MK & AX Legal Attorneys At Law and Stuff

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Shit, I'm still new to this stuff. I'm coming from a 335i.

5W 30 Would vaporize.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Very nice addition. See, this is why we make such a great team.

MK & AX Legal Attorneys At Law and Stuff

Thanks! It's all about the details.

More Stuff than Law.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

5W 30 Would vaporize.

silly me!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Thanks! It's all about the details.

More Stuff than Law.

Well, that's because all the other pussy attorneys aren't educated enough to take on a lot of our cases.


"We specialize in all your stuff and thing needs with laws and shit"



That's our motto, it's even on the business cards.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, that's because all the other pussy attorneys aren't educated enough to take on a lot of our cases.


"We specialize in all your stuff and thing needs with laws and shit"



That's our motto, it's even on the business cards.

May I humbly suggest an alternative motto - or perhaps a sub-title, at least.

MK & AX Law and Stuff. For when it oughta be legal, but it ain't.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

May I humbly suggest an alternative motto - or perhaps a sub-title, at least.

MK & AX Law and Stuff. For when it oughta be legal, but it ain't.

Normally I would hear new suggestions out, but everything that we stand up for IS legal, sir. Thinking we work with shenanigans, I'm appalled.


I bid you good day, SIR.