What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are so deprived of sax.

No who told. You are whiter than I thought.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I briefly considered a new sig too:



But I don't want to start taking shit out of context, now do I?

Better round than square?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are so deprived of sax.

Not so.... this is my official warning label, it follows me everywhere I go:

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys are so deprived of sax.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

200! And I thought I was special

You'll always have the smallest dick to me, RJ.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You'll always have the smallest dick to me, RJ.

Do you get to count multiples in that 200 number when you kill them, then desecrate their virtual corpse, then virtually kill their ancestors too? Just trying to know if we just went to 201, or if this is a continuation of the original diss. Cuz damn, this feels like it should count.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mister ///M

That's crazy!

Mister ///M.....

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You'll always have the smallest dick to me, RJ.

So you're saying that you need something stronger than a microscope to see his?

- RJ

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

So you're saying that you need something stronger than a microscope to see his?

- RJ

Aww yeah, beyond the diffraction limit, bitches.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Aww yeah, beyond the diffraction limit, bitches.

You're going to make a lucky ant very happy one day.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Goodness...


What's his name?

Actually her intials are MEN

...the irony hahah

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....and the problem is....?

bruh. She has beef at her recording studio and she wanted to handle things "like an adult" and fight him....need I say more?

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

The same one I saw? (she was cute, buuutttt) Please tell me you did not take her to your house. Where you live. Where your personal belongings are. Where you sleep in a clean bed. Where you feel safe. YOUR F**King castle.

You took her there dude?

No! That is crazy talk. Im scared to cut the dead weight... i ducked her, however I just reinstalled my facebook and she texts me "DO YOU LIVE IN ________ insert town here. That kind of freaked me out. I dont even know but this is more and more of a bad idea haaaaa. fucking facebook. She also keeps trying to see me like hardcore.

She also doesnt sleep...because of errrr work.

Shes a damn zombie with huge tits.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Dayuuum Mike
Sounds like a fright
She means no harm
Just fell for your charm
She don't like clothes
But don't be judging them hoes

Yeah boyeee

WHAT hahaha have you ever thought of rapping on your youtube channel? I'm sure it would be a hit with the homies

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dammit, where are all these potential sigs coming from.



Quick, Mike., make that yours. She is spitting super hot fire this morning. *pages Supa Hot Fire gifs*

damn I have a ghost writer now!!!

[bimmette]

I'm officially famous! I was driving home from soccer (scored twice, woohoo!) and I stopped at a red light. My roof was down. An SUV pulled up next to me and two guys say "Hey it's TV Tara!!!" I say "yeah, haha, hi!" And they say "nice car! We watch your YouTube channel!!!" I waved and smiled and drove away. Haha! That's the first time that happened!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm officially famous! I was driving home from soccer (scored twice, woohoo!) and I stopped at a red light. My roof was down. An SUV pulled up next to me and two guys say "Hey it's TV Tara!!!" I say "yeah, haha, hi!" And they say "nice car! We watch your YouTube channel!!!" I waved and smiled and drove away. Haha! That's the first time that happened!

Sweet! Are you going to use your fame for good or evil?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sweet! Are you going to use your fame for good or evil?

[NEFARIOUS]

Just when I thought I had EVERYTHING fixed in the car... P0982 (Shift solenoid D control circuit low). I actually had to drive home in limp mode. Oh, and the CV I just installed last week tore open again. FML

[bimmette]

I miss the FML thread

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh oh. Bimmette is going to turn into the female version of MKSixer , with rap skillz. Shits about to get serious.
Btw: your new avatar is cool, I literally did not realize the first two posts were yours. That pink avatar was like iconic. Congrats on your newfound fame! I hope you shouted "no autographs", did this. Also, why's Verbiage in the car with you.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Uh oh. Bimmette is going to turn into the female version of MKSixer , with rap skillz. Shits about to get serious.
Btw: you new avatar is cool, it I literally did not realize the first two posts were yours. That pink avatar was like iconic. Congrats on your newfound fame! I hope you shouted "no autographs", did this. Also, why's Verbiage in the car with you.

I'll hire you to keep the paparazzi at a distance.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'll hire you to keep the paparazzi at a distance.

I'm so in. I just have to be extra careful with weird Canadian stalkers wielding scorpions.

[1LRM3]

been mia... what is going on in the OT these days?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

been mia... what is going on in the OT these days?

Allow me to recap:
bimmette is famous, has a new avatar, raps now, and showed us all some skin (literally)
Mr Tonka showed us a picture of his wife's ass (also literally) - a tad hairier than expected, but I still give it a 9 out of 10 and would ride if allowed
Verbiage is still black (still literally)
Mike. is being stalked by a stripper, possibly male, sees no downside
Axius is either on the verge of a new job or being catfished and about to lose an organ
Mywifes335 almost boned a babysitter (I sense a trend)
TXSTYLE likes Game of Thrones. Like.... A LOT.
Most of OT is weighing the merits of parenthood and/or debating parting out their kids for car money

Almost forgot the most world-changing event to occur. 1MOREMOD pressed the reply button. Pretty sure it was an accident, but it happened. Lives were changed.
Also, forgot what a busy week this was:
Biorin is certified airborne sniper - Death From Above!
@RJ_ has a really tiny penis (still).

[Verbiage]

Dude. Never, ever fucking compare to Jermaine Dupri, ever again.