Whack off Wednesday

upstatedoc · 06-19-2019, 07:34 AM

duck!

HFW003 · 06-19-2019, 07:38 AM

lsturbointeg · 06-19-2019, 08:38 PM

I told the wife I'm good cause its WackOff Wednesday! She seriously got upset and said "WTF are you talking about?"

1MOREMOD · 06-19-2019, 09:15 PM

Tell her to get after it or you gotta handle it

FlaPatsFan · 06-19-2019, 09:35 PM

How did I not know about this???? Count me in

UncleWede · 06-19-2019, 10:10 PM

Mission:Accomplished

1MOREMOD · 06-19-2019, 10:15 PM

That's good for an old guy. Get rehydrated

UncleWede · 06-19-2019, 10:29 PM

Might have to cut back at gym IF THE WIFE EVER GETS OUT OF WALMART

ScottyRyan2019 · 06-20-2019, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

I told the wife I'm good cause its WackOff Wednesday! She seriously got upset and said "WTF are you talking about?"

Give her the big bukakke finish. She will get the idea.

upstatedoc · 06-20-2019, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

I told the wife I'm good cause its WackOff Wednesday! She seriously got upset and said "WTF are you talking about?"

wimmins need not know of WoW

lsturbointeg · 06-20-2019, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

wimmins need not know of WoW

LOL that's why she didn't understand the reference haha. Matter a fact hope she doesn't read "Gym talk" or else she's gonna see me talk about all the hottie chicks and yoga pants everywhere

upstatedoc · 07-03-2019, 08:49 AM

oh shit..

1MOREMOD · 07-03-2019, 09:48 AM

Do it for america boys, rd try with a bottle rocket in your ass.

Rmtt · 07-03-2019, 11:24 AM

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Do it for america boys, rd try with a bottle rocket in your ass.

LOL...makes me think of that show Jack Ass.

upstatedoc · 07-03-2019, 12:22 PM

I have bottle rockets and fire crackers, could be interesting

lsturbointeg · 07-03-2019, 05:02 PM

Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

Germanauto · 07-03-2019, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

Unrelated, but I love it when guys aren't afraid to talk like this just because they have a girlfriend/wife. Most dudes in relationships will play dumb when I comment on a hot girl, hate that. It's like they think they're cheating.

I'm glad my boys aren't like that, even the ones in relationships.

1MOREMOD · 07-03-2019, 07:49 PM

Just dont tell on us okay!

HFW003 · 07-03-2019, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

You're young, you'll be right!

UncleWede · 07-03-2019, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

Fuck. Even old dudes know the answer is Yes. Getter done!

Rmtt · 07-04-2019, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

Duh!!!!!

You do both. Get the first one out of the way, then take care of the wifey when you can then take your time!!!

King Rudi · 07-10-2019, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Duh!!!!!

You do both. Get the first one out of the way, then take care of the wifey when you can then take your time!!!

This.....all day....everyday.

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