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[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Billup

iBangfatties

FYI; I hear selling oranges is a very lucrative business. How do you do it?

I just hold the oranges, and people hand me money.

Should be getting my LAMBO soon!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Templar

No, why would he believe him?

He's the expert. He knows everything.

As if internet based medical "documents" can't be fabricated to perpetuate the falsehoods portrayed by the porn industry to virgins who will never leave their parents basements... Remember folks, there's a lot of money in an industry based on sad virgins.

Man oh man, I hope you aren't being serious.



THINGS CAN NOT BE POSTED ON THE INTERNET IF THEY ARE NOT TRUE.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ddk632

I just hold the oranges, and people hand me money.

Should be getting my LAMBO soon!

I need to change professions. I originally volunteered to bang big girls for those fetish videos, and now I feel like I am stuck. My boss, R. Jeremy still hasn't given me my promised raise.

Do you have any openings at your stand?

[F32]

Originally Posted by Templar

No, why would he believe him?

He's the expert. He knows everything.

As if internet based medical "documents" can't be fabricated to perpetuate the falsehoods portrayed by the porn industry to virgins who will never leave their parents basements... Remember folks, there's a lot of money in an industry based on sad virgins.

LOL. Yeah.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

I need to change professions. I originally volunteered to bang big girls for those fetish videos, and now I feel like I am stuck. My boss, R. Jeremy still hasn't given me my promised raise.

Do you have any openings at your stand?

He is so gross

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Billup

I need to change professions. I originally volunteered to bang big girls for those fetish videos, and now I feel like I am stuck. My boss, R. Jeremy still hasn't given me my promised raise.

Do you have any openings at your stand?

Well the real question here is, what exactly do you know about oranges?

This is a serious business, dude.

We don't just hire people. We hire experts.

[F32]

Goddammit. I'm getting trolled, aren't I??

KNEW IT!!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

He is so gross

LMAO. I am pretty sure gross is a very huge understatement.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

LMAO. I am pretty sure gross is a very huge understatement.

Hes fat, hairy, sloppy, not good looking whatsoever. Why all these young pretty girls are sleeping with him is disgusting. Who in their right mind would sleep with him?!!

[F32]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hes fat, hairy, sloppy, not good looking whatsoever. Why all these young pretty girls are sleeping with him is disgusting. Who in their right mind would sleep with him?!!

Hate might be a strong word...but girls who really, really, really dislike their father.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F32

Hate might be a strong word...but girls who really, really, really dislike their father.

Im not a fan of my Father. Infact I havent spoken to him in years. 2009 to be exact and I dont care to have a relationship whatsoever with him. However I would never let anyone who looked/acted like Ron Jeremy get "up in my junk"

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ddk632

Well the real question here is, what exactly do you know about oranges?

This is a serious business, dude.

We don't just hire people. We hire experts.

Oranges are classified in the Rutaceae family, most dominantly known for its "orange" color. I believe it is almost a hybrid, between a pomelo and a mandarin. With that being said, I am a huge aficionado of Candanera oranges and Shamouti Masry (mostly grown in Egypt).

Being that they are citrus fruits, pH levels vary, I prefer anything with a pH of 2.8-3.2. However, there are some that are as high as 4.0, but at that point, the acidity takes from the truest form of the fruit.

I hope my basic knowledge is enough to land me a job. If I have to eat another ham steak from between 38FFF's, I might pass out and die.

[carve]

Originally Posted by Sara504

We just had a real Dr confirm. Have you not read all the posts? iDeliver is an OBGYN.

Who are you going to believe? A journal posted by someone you've never even heard of or an actual DR thats been on this board for years and has always answered all of our concerns correctly in the past.

As I already said; it's poorly studied and not even all doctors agree on this, but the bottom line is it really doesn't matter. It's an involuntary reaction to a totally-lose-control orgasm, and that losing control is hot.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hes fat, hairy, sloppy, not good looking whatsoever. Why all these young pretty girls are sleeping with him is disgusting. Who in their right mind would sleep with him?!!

If you would really like to know who..., any good looking young female looking to make a quick $xx,xxx pay day that lacks any kind of morals.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by carve

As I already said; it's poorly studied and not even all doctors agree on this, but the bottom line is it really doesn't matter. It's an involuntary reaction to a totally-lose-control orgasm, and that losing control is hot.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

If you would really like to know who..., any good looking young female looking to make a quick $xx,xxx pay day that lacks any kind of morals.

Its like herpes. That crap will stay with you forever. Its not like a credit score and people or your vagina will forget about it in 7 years. Oh I couldnt. Just the thought of him makes me want to gag.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by carve

As I already said; it's poorly studied and not even all doctors agree on this, but the bottom line is it really doesn't matter. It's an involuntary reaction to a totally-lose-control orgasm, and that losing control is hot.

Thank you. It truly is a poorly studied anomaly, and any study that has been done, has gone in either which direction. In the end, who really cares, if you are kinky enough to enjoy it, then keep spreading the love, and let those who don't, miss out on life.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its like herpes. That crap will stay with you forever. Its not like a credit score and people or your vagina will forget about it in 7 years. Oh I couldnt. Just the thought of him makes me want to gag.

Could you imagine walking down the street, and some burrly gentleman walks up and says, "Hey, I know you! You got gangbanged by Ron Jeremy!".

Not sure if they make trophies for stuff like that or not....,

I can't believe any woman would want to. Hell I find it funny that guys will hook up with any girl just to get some. No thanks. Its better to battle and walk off with a prize, than to walk into the pound and grab the first pooch you see.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

Could you imagine walking down the street, and some burrly gentleman walks up and says, "Hey, I know you! You got gangbanged by Ron Jeremy!".

Not sure if they make trophies for stuff like that or not....,

Exactly, thats so gross. I would be ashamed of myself and my family would dis own me. Its not worth a quick buck just to bang someone. The long term effects out weigh everything.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Exactly, thats so gross. I would be ashamed of myself and my family would dis own me. Its not worth a quick buck just to bang someone. The long term effects out weigh everything.

The best part...., they are probably too stupid to understand the magnitude of what they are doing to begin with.

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Billup

Oranges are classified in the Rutaceae family, most dominantly known for its "orange" color. I believe it is almost a hybrid, between a pomelo and a mandarin. With that being said, I am a huge aficionado of Candanera oranges and Shamouti Masry (mostly grown in Egypt).

Being that they are citrus fruits, pH levels vary, I prefer anything with a pH of 2.8-3.2. However, there are some that are as high as 4.0, but at that point, the acidity takes from the truest form of the fruit.

I hope my basic knowledge is enough to land me a job. If I have to eat another ham steak from between 38FFF's, I might pass out and die.

Yeah, we got space.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

The best part...., they are probably too stupid to understand the magnitude of what they are doing to begin with.

Once its on the internet. Its forever. Just not worth it. Imagine finding the PERFECT woman and she's everything you ever wanted and you will never find someone like her ever. She finds a video of you online. She mortified, her friends will find out, her family will find out. Its something you did 10 years ago. Now she leaves you.

Could you live with that? Heck no. I feel bad for those girls. I would never want to put a guy through that or even myself. Just not worth it.