New Sex Tip!

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by F32

Sweetheart, there are many people in their respective careers who aren't the most informed or up-to-date. The field of medicine is one in particular.

One thing you learn in college is how to look up reliable, trustworthy research articles from appropriate sources. I didn't link you to something on Yahoo Answers. It's a work authored by a researcher in this specific area of study, so yes...I am more inclined to believe that over an OBGYN who posts on a BMW message board. However, since I like being informed, I would love to read anything published in a journal by "ideliver" proving otherwise. I have no ego invested in what the chemical composition of the fluid is. I'm just presenting information from medical research which has been done. Don't forget, this is on top of the three links I gave you several pages back.

Again, I would urge you to present articles showing otherwise. Until then, you're basing your knowledge off of nothing. This has actually never been a topic of argument in my adult life as I have never encountered someone who actually thought the ejaculate was urine. All the opposition got me secong-guessing myself, so I spent 10-15 minutes looking it up some more in case I was wrong.

From what I've continued to learn...I'm not.

Take care.

I am a clinician, not a research or clinical scientist. However, I do have my education, training and experience upon which others rely upon that allow me to make life changing decisions. Society does not grant this honor capriciously. I commit violent felonies every day, if not for the consent given by my patients, hospital boards, state medical boards and society.

Justin Verlander is a clinician. I have not read any of his articles about the biomechanics of pitching, but I trust that he knows how to throw a baseball. I would be honored to receive his advice on the subject of pitching.

I treat women daily for sexual dysfunction. I also treat women daily for stress urinary incontinence. Many women complain of wetting the sheets during sex. Invariably, when they are examined they show signs of urethral hyper mobility. In every patient that I have performed a sub urethral sling (TVT procedure) for treatment of their incontinence, their 'female ejaculation' resolved.

Also, there are no cadaver studies that demonstrate a 'female prostate' and Dr Fish of the Howard Stern Show had a female 'squirter' that submitted a specimen that was tested had a creatinine level consistent with urine and not body fluids. Believe what you want.

This isn't religion....this is science.

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Was this while you were in the stirrups??? I surely don't have any discussion of current events when I have to go to my man appointment

I talk like this all day every day to my patient's....except for the one's texting while I'm examining them....I don't want to interrupt

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hes fat, hairy, sloppy, not good looking whatsoever. Why all these young pretty girls are sleeping with him is disgusting. Who in their right mind would sleep with him?!!

Seriously why the hate for RJ? He's an awesome guy and I'm pretty sure he can get you to fuck him without giving you a dime. The Hedgehog is a giver and you'd be forever grateful to be on the receiving end.

[Nate4641]

This thread needs less bickering and more illustrations.

[PINeely]

God damn did all the cocaine catch up with Ron Jeremy.

[dtwyim]

Originally Posted by ideliver

I treat women daily for sexual dysfunction. I also treat women daily for stress urinary incontinence. Many women complain of wetting the sheets during sex. Invariably, when they are examined they show signs of urethral hyper mobility. In every patient that I have performed a sub urethral sling (TVT procedure) for treatment of their incontinence, their 'female ejaculation' resolved.
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So, female ejaculation is a dysfunction then. Which I assume you do not see in 20 or 30 y.o. unless they had a lot of kids?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Nate4641

This thread needs less bickering and more illustrations.

this thread died a few days ago.....

[Billup]

Originally Posted by carve

Oh- now I'm curious what can be so bad. Link, or description?

Out of respect for her, I would rather not. I will be honest, I was going to put a link to a shemale. I hope you respect my honesty.

Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Was she in the "2 chicks, 1 cup" video?

Ha, I wish. Now I'm excited just thinking about it!

Originally Posted by carve

4.0 is less acidic than 2.8, and is about the acidity of a tomato. Back on topic, urine has a pH of 6, but I'm not sure about female ejaculate 😛

I was hoping noone would call out my factitious knowledge. If he revokes the job offer at the orange stand, I'm pretty sure I'll be back to working with Ronald K. Jeremy and the Two Ton Twins.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nate4641

This thread needs less bickering and more illustrations.

Please excuse my lack of detail, but I would like to dedicate this page to R.J.

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by Billup

Please excuse my lack of detail, but I would like to dedicate this page to R.J.

The fuck is the thing at the top of the penis?

[kscarrol]

And what's with the random lightning bolt and piece of fruit? At least I assume it's some sort of fruit... A freudian slip of some sort? Cause the lady looks like a dude!

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Billup

I was hoping noone would call out my factitious knowledge. If he revokes the job offer at the orange stand, I'm pretty sure I'll be back to working with Ronald K. Jeremy and the Two Ton Twins.

That's why I offered you the spot. I don't know jack about oranges myself. Didn't get to that part before I dropped out of high school.

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Billup

Please excuse my lack of detail, but I would like to dedicate this page to R.J.

Is that an apple in the diagram?

Pity.

It should have been an orange.

[leJUNd]

Originally Posted by Billup

Please excuse my lack of detail, but I would like to dedicate this page to R.J.

I like it. Your best work yet. My second favorite is the one with the bunny.
By going more abstract and choosing to leave out details, I think you have created a powerful image. This piece really communicates the emotion of the actress. Looking at this piece, I feel very emotionally present in the scene.
I feel like i have been transported inside Mr Jeremy's mind and I now know what it feels like to have 10inch dick.
I don't quiet understand what the fruit and lighting bolt is yet... but it keeps my mind wondering... it makes me want to keep exploring.
Kind of reminds me of Gilbert and George but less gay sex.

In all your work I've seen... the one consistency have been the background color. Any particular reason why you always choose white? I am not suggesting you should start using color... but am curious.

[dtwyim]

I though that was a chocolate Easter bunny in the other piece...

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by leJUNd

I like it. Your best work yet. My second favorite is the one with the bunny.
By going more abstract and choosing to leave out details, I think you have created a powerful image. This piece really communicates the emotion of the actress. Looking at this piece, I feel very emotionally present in the scene.
I feel like i have been transported inside Mr Jeremy's mind and I now know what it feels like to have 10inch dick.
I don't quiet understand what the fruit and lighting bolt is yet... but it keeps my mind wondering... it makes me want to keep exploring.
Kind of reminds me of Gilbert and George but less gay sex.

In all your work I've seen... the one consistency have been the background color. Any particular reason why you always choose white? I am not suggesting you should start using color... but am curious.

You mean you didn't know how it felt to have a 10inch dick before?

Bro, this is the internet. We're all pussy magnets and have 15inch dicks. Come on guy, up your game.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by turbolag

You mean you didn't know how it felt to have a 10inch dick before?

Bro, this is the internet. We're all pussy magnets and have 15inch dicks. Come on guy, up your game.

only 14" here.

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by turbolag

The fuck is the thing at the top of the penis?

razorblade.


zing!

[carve]

Originally Posted by ideliver

I treat women daily for sexual dysfunction. I also treat women daily for stress urinary incontinence. Many women complain of wetting the sheets during sex. Invariably, when they are examined they show signs of urethral hyper mobility. In every patient that I have performed a sub urethral sling (TVT procedure) for treatment of their incontinence, their 'female ejaculation' resolved.

This is not wetting during sex, and not an uncommon thing that requires treatment. The only women I've NOT been able to do this with are those that force me to stop because they're too nervous/feels too intense/have an extremely sensitive vagina (which is AWESOME during normal sex, but she doesn't even like fingers- "too pokey"). I've done this with several women in their early 20's, one of which had no idea what happened until she felt the bedding. It takes VIGOROUS manual G-spot stimulation- generally not just normal sex unless you REALLY know what you're doing (still working on that).

Now...I believe you had some anal-sex orgasm suggestions The only way I've heard of doing this is hitting the A-spot/ deep-spot, but I'm not quite sure how to do that.

[UncleWede]

iDeliver,

Have you heard the one where the punchline is:
"Dr., if it weren't for the medicine (vasoline) and all, I'd think you were screwing my wife" I can't remember the whole thing, but that punchline stuck with me over the years

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

iDeliver,

Have you heard the one where the punchline is:
"Dr., if it weren't for the medicine (vasoline) and all, I'd think you were screwing my wife" I can't remember the whole thing, but that punchline stuck with me over the years

Yeah, telling the punchline is a great way to tell a joke. You're a damn comedian, alright.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

iDeliver,

Have you heard the one where the punchline is:
"Dr., if it weren't for the medicine (vasoline) and all, I'd think you were screwing my wife" I can't remember the whole thing, but that punchline stuck with me over the years

vasoline --> vaseline

(That typo bothered me for some reason)