What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

I... Want to appreciate this... But the grammar mistakes are so high I can't do it...

A for effort though... And I want you to know, I know exactly what you were trying to say...

I'm on my phone for fucks sake! Cut a brother some slack!


Aurocorrect is a huge whore.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe Daenerys will throw him a pity f*ck before the series ends.

Oh God... queue a million nerds to explain why this cannot happen and how George RR Martin would not want that...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm on my phone for fucks sake! Cut a brother some slack!


Aurocorrect is a huge whore.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe Daenerys will throw him a pity f*ck before the series ends.

Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...

It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh God... queue a million nerds to explain why this cannot happen and how George RR Martin would not want that...

I've read the books.

[Axius]

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shoei

Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...

It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Axius

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

You're driving the automobile equivalent of a well done steak with a microwaved potato.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

You're driving the automobile equivalent of a well done steak with a microwaved potato.

And he has erectile dysfunction... Plus the clap...

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Or imagine if she had a real transmission... Wait... Wut??

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Shots fired!

Take cover!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Omg I know right??? I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Shots fired!

Take cover!

Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Shots fired!

Take cover!

(Whispers - They both have M2's)

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.

I would rock a bubble gum blue M car. But then again, I have no shame.

Originally Posted by shoei

(Whispers - They both have M2's)

I figure he was shielding himself with the M4.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.

This is my parents rental, I have my car down here, just doing grocery shopping and booze shopping with sister and bro in law. Climbed a few curbs pretty well at least

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shoei

Or imagine if she had a real transmission... Wait... Wut??

And I'd still be waiting for a car if I wanted manual.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I would rock a bubble gum blue M car. But then again, I have no shame.

I figure he was shielding himself with the M4.

Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

So she's the man of the house, huh?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."

Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!

Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning. "OMG I'm so sorry. I didn't see this until right now."

Originally Posted by Axius

Jokes on you, I never leave the house without a fifth of whiskey!

Damn alchy.

Originally Posted by duck fat

Damn, he could've said no in lowercase but he went and did it in all uppercase?

Rude...

Don't believe the lies.

Originally Posted by shoei

Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...

It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?

I died!!