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1MOREMOD · 07-26-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

Aren't you in that position also?

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by shoei

Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

Aren't you in that position also?

Don't you have a baby to make?

I'm not married and my car is manual and it's not a M2... I'm in the clear here...

1MOREMOD · 07-26-2016, 01:34 PM

Okay just checking, no I can't make babies I was sterilized by the govt

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Real ///M...someone rang?

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."

Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!

Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning.

You left out the last text which was "oh sorry, I texted the wrong person" and you wonder why I didn't respond right away?

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.

I hope that you got the insurance so you can set it on fire and do the automotive world a favor. This is NOT our Stuff.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?

Real ///M...someone rang?

You don't qualify either... You've got a bumper to fix... I'm still mad at you for depreciating the item you were going to will to me in your timely demise...

Biorin · 07-26-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Tub of lard with an engine...someone rang?

FTFY

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay just checking, no I can't make babies I was sterilized by the govt

It's part of the intergalactic alien relocation program.

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

FTFY

I'm sorry, you're being drowned out by my Tubi exhaust. Speak up

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."

Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!

Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning. "OMG I'm so sorry. I didn't see this until right

You left out the last text which was "oh sorry, I texted the wrong person" and you wonder why I didn't respond?

You know... They have counseling for this type of stuff...

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

You don't qualify either... You've got a bumper to fix... I'm still mad at you for depreciating the item you were going to will to me in your timely demise...

It's not my fault you didn't suggest flushing the meds sooner. You snooze, you lose.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Tub of lard with an engine...someone rang?

FTFY

Damn... Now THAT'S shots fired...

MK and Asb can take both their cars to Jenny Craig's and get a groupon deal possibly though...

MKSixer · 07-26-2016, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Damn... Now THAT'S shots fired...

MK and Asb can take both their cars to Jenny Craig's and get a groupon deal possibly though...

I can't hear or see you. I'm so far ahead that I can get out of the car and push it around the corners. ///M V-10 Bitches!!

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

Truth.

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Originally Posted by duck fat

So she's the man of the house, huh?

No, I try to salvage my masculinity with the E92. Naturally aspirated bruh.... but still DCT. heh.

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Damn... Now THAT'S shots fired...

MK and Asb can take both their cars to Jenny Craig's and get a groupon deal possibly though...

I can't hear or see you. I'm so far ahead that I can get out of the car and push it around the corners. ///M V-10 Bitches!!

Well... Sounds about right... You do need help getting that hippo to turn?

smoosh · 07-26-2016, 01:48 PM

First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

Dying up in this bitch

jtodd_fl · 07-26-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

Dying up in this bitch

Have you gotten checked for AIDS. After reading the Tinder thread, you may want to get checked...

F87LUV · 07-26-2016, 01:50 PM

I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by smoosh

First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

Dying up in this bitch

Have you gotten checked for AIDS. After reading the Tinder thread, you may want to get checked...

You mean the post where eal finally got laid and will probably have child support for the next 18 years?

Hashtag poppedmycherry

Banana Hammock · 07-26-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

Walk in there and tell him that his momma didn't raise no BITCH.

shoei · 07-26-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.

Do you work with smoosh ?

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