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smoosh · 08-09-2016, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Axius

Two of your favorite things in one picture....

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Bacon and your left (jacking off) hand?

Aatish · 08-09-2016, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I can wait. I'm not ready for no headphone jack.

I'm not too happy about that. I don't want to get Bluetooth headphones :/

smoosh · 08-09-2016, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Does your bacon have a nipple? That's..... I don't know.......eeewww?

Yep, that is a piece of bacon with a nipple still attached.

EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh

Mr Tonka · 08-09-2016, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Yep, that is a piece of bacon with a nipple still attached.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh

Bacon, GOOD.

Nipples, GOOD.

What's not to like?

ASBSECU E93 · 08-09-2016, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Yep, that is a piece of bacon with a nipple still attached.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh

Bacon, GOOD.

Nipples, GOOD.

What's not to like?

Aatish · 08-09-2016, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

EWWW!!

Dafaq you post that for?!?

Haram haram haram, smh

Lol, I was reminded of this by your statement.

Dang3r · 08-10-2016, 02:24 AM

She could be tricked by halal sex, just turn her into the Mecca direction and tell her later...pwned

jtodd_fl · 08-10-2016, 02:54 AM

When your crossword puzzle, that is supposed to refresh at 3am, still hasn't refreshed at 4...

swagon · 08-10-2016, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

When your crossword puzzle, that is supposed to refresh at 3am, still hasn't refreshed at 4...

Crossword puzzles. Damn, you are really old. Do you also knit in your free time?

smoosh · 08-10-2016, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by swagon

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

When your crossword puzzle, that is supposed to refresh at 3am, still hasn't refreshed at 4...

Crossword puzzles. Damn, you are really old. Do you also knit in your free time?

@shoeiASBSECU E93] (contact:134387) Need confirmation on whether completing puzzles makes @[jtodd_fl old; jtodd_fl confirmation whether you knit; if so, shoei ASBSECU E93 confirmation on whether knitting makes jtodd_fl old.

Please refer to personal experience, gentlemen.

Mike. silvergray545 Aatish Verbiage EALm4 Mr.SugarSkulls fellas, this is what we have to look forward to: crossword puzzles and knitting. Enjoy it while you can. bimmette F87LUV Biorin C5driver Ladies, duly note the above. KEEP THE MOTHBALLS AWAY. Can't have a pre-retirement home smell emitting from your home pre-retirement. UncleWede Uncle, any tips for us all?

Litos ...

Where'd you gooo? I missed you soooo....seems like it's been forever...

Lups m'lady

///M Power-Belgium my friend, how's your evening going?

squishy Fallen soldier *tips fedora*

Mr Tonka tonkers wonkers

shoei you still a beitch

jtodd_fl · 08-10-2016, 06:02 AM

Don't knit. I prefer counted cross stitch.

Axius · 08-10-2016, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Bacon, GOOD.

Nipples, GOOD.

What's not to like?

We're surrounded by a bunch of prude pussies.

MKSixer · 08-10-2016, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

We're surrounded by a bunch of prude pussies.

Adding bacon to anything increases the perfection quotient of said item.

Aatish · 08-10-2016, 07:43 AM

Sup playaz and playettez

1LRM3 · 08-10-2016, 07:53 AM

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Axius · 08-10-2016, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Adding bacon to anything increases the perfection quotient of said item.

I'd slow cook the shit out of that nipple bacon, then drizzle some maple syrup and suck it off the nipple. Mmmmmmm!

upstatedoc · 08-10-2016, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Adding bacon to anything increases the perfection quotient of said item.

I'd slow cook the shit out of that nipple bacon, then drizzle some maple syrup and suck it off the nipple. Mmmmmmm!

silvergray545 · 08-10-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

@shoeiASBSECU E93] (contact:134387) Need confirmation on whether completing puzzles makes @[jtodd_fl old; jtodd_fl confirmation whether you knit; if so, shoei ASBSECU E93 confirmation on whether knitting makes jtodd_fl old.

Please refer to personal experience, gentlemen.

Mike. silvergray545 Aatish Verbiage EALm4 Mr.SugarSkulls fellas, this is what we have to look forward to: crossword puzzles and knitting. Enjoy it while you can. bimmette F87LUV Biorin C5driver Ladies, duly note the above. KEEP THE MOTHBALLS AWAY. Can't have a pre-retirement home smell emitting from your home pre-retirement. UncleWede Uncle, any tips for us all?

Litos ...

Where'd you gooo? I missed you soooo....seems like it's been forever...

Lups m'lady

///M Power-Belgium my friend, how's your evening going?

squishy Fallen soldier *tips fedora*

Mr Tonka tonkers wonkers

shoei you still a beitch

You just named all of OT in one post. Epic.

Mr Tonka · 08-10-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You just named all of OT in one post. Epic.

I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.

But yeah, still

I dgaf how old that gif is either.

jtodd_fl · 08-10-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

[IMG]http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/...ar_jump_in.gif[/IMG]

I dgaf how old that gif is either.

I love this gif so much.

Axius · 08-10-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

.... what?

silvergray545 · 08-10-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.

But yeah, still

I dgaf how old that gif is either.

Tonka, you're still an OG!

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