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      08-10-2016, 10:49 AM   #36895
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Reminds me at the fairytale from Bros. Grimm, Rapunzel, the girl who threwd out her long hair to make the prince be able to rescue her...screw that, dumb blonde! Every other women had open the door of instead throwing her hair outta the window
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      08-10-2016, 10:51 AM   #36896
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      08-10-2016, 11:06 AM   #36897
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      08-10-2016, 12:43 PM   #36898
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smoosh - I can neither confirm or deny that shoei nickname is grandpa

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      08-10-2016, 12:45 PM   #36899
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I'm your uncle, so generationally I'm the same age as all those mentioned.

The only crosswords I do are on the scratchers.

The time I did crocheting/knitting was actually back in grade school, back when you had that annual tooth-brushing event with the red goo and then EVERYONE spit on the paper towels on the lunch tables right before they fed us the braised beef/mashed potatoes on same said tables.
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      08-10-2016, 12:50 PM   #36900
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smoosh - I can neither confirm or deny that shoei nickname is grandpa

FTR - I'm not a measuring stick for 'old people'....U Fuq'r
It's gotta come down to you and mksixer and maybe even jtodd for oldness...

When you are THIS CLOSE to collecting social security, you are the measuring stick... The stick that all others are judged upon... When you were around for the Great Depression, you may be old... When you were around before Lego was created, you may be old... When you were around when the Wright Brothers first took flight, you may be old...

You are The last knight, if you will...
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      08-10-2016, 01:04 PM   #36901
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What a long day. It's okay ASB, you're my favorite old man, Shoei is a close second, although he should be first since he never shit his pants in the car and locked the windows on me.
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      08-10-2016, 01:26 PM   #36902
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Ya'll are killin' me....
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      08-10-2016, 01:35 PM   #36903
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Ya'll are killin' me....
To be fair, is it really us that is killing you? Or perhaps it is the thing called time, decomposing, or I dunno, old?!!

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      08-10-2016, 01:39 PM   #36904
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What's crackalackin?
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      08-10-2016, 01:41 PM   #36905
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What's crackalackin?
Seems a bunch of old joints be, up in here today
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      08-10-2016, 01:43 PM   #36906
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What's crackalackin?
Seems a bunch of old joints be, up in here today
Don't talk about ASBSECU E93 joints like that !!

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      08-10-2016, 01:44 PM   #36907
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      08-10-2016, 01:52 PM   #36908
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Ya'll are killin' me....
Dude, I hate to say it, but the slight hint of bbq baked beans nearly killed ME. Was that our first date or second? Could have at least waited until the fifth minimum.
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      08-10-2016, 02:03 PM   #36909
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I'm hungry for baked beans now....DAMMIT!!
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      08-10-2016, 02:05 PM   #36910
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Not like you don't have some
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      08-10-2016, 02:08 PM   #36911
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I'll see about them on the drive home....anyone want to ride with me?

With the windows up in the car?

Anyone....?
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      08-10-2016, 02:10 PM   #36912
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No wonder your wife made your get a convertible...
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      08-10-2016, 02:14 PM   #36913
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I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.
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      08-10-2016, 02:18 PM   #36914
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I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.[/COLOR]
You're catching on.
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      08-10-2016, 02:22 PM   #36915
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Look at you today... All mean and shiet, taking shots at everybody... Who pissed in your protein drink?

*pew pew pew
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      08-10-2016, 02:24 PM   #36916
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Who me? I'm not mean.
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