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      08-30-2016, 04:35 PM   #37973
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I'm kind of concerned that pictures of hairy men cause Mr.SugarSkulls to become emotionally unstable
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      08-30-2016, 04:45 PM   #37974
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I'm kind of concerned that pictures of hairy men cause Mr.SugarSkulls to become emotionally unstable
Omg whaaaat, who said sugartittes is emotionally unstable
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      08-30-2016, 04:55 PM   #37975
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Wait, why's Tara get called Bimmette and I get called by my real name? How will people know I'm looking for a baby daddy if they don't know what user to offer their sperm donation services to? This is unfair treatment.
Well damn, no one knew it was me but now everyone knows I'm a ladyboy. Dammit you big mouth, Biorin
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      08-30-2016, 05:19 PM   #37976
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Well damn, no one knew it was me but now everyone knows I'm a ladyboy. Dammit you big mouth, Biorin
If you have a penis, you can still be my next baby daddy. Win-win?
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      08-30-2016, 05:20 PM   #37977
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Well damn, no one knew it was me but now everyone knows I'm a ladyboy. Dammit you big mouth, Biorin
If you have a penis, you can still be my next baby daddy. Win-win?
Oh. My. Gawd. Yesssssss
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      08-30-2016, 05:33 PM   #37978
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Oh. My. Gawd. Yesssssss
Yeah! OT needs their very own in-house cute Asian babies.
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      08-30-2016, 05:58 PM   #37979
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Wait. Can I impregnate someone? I want Asian babies. shoei you down? I found out today I had some latent gayness (pre YouTube)
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      08-30-2016, 06:18 PM   #37980
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      08-30-2016, 06:37 PM   #37981
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Wait. Can I impregnate someone? I want Asian babies. shoei you down? I found out today I had some latent gayness (pre YouTube)
I ain't paying child support...

Also, you want a full blooded Asian... Technically, Aatish and ESPECIALLY smoosh are considered Asian... Not only that, smoosh's gayness isn't even latent...

*whispers - he's a sure thing...
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      08-30-2016, 06:38 PM   #37982
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Wait. Can I impregnate someone? I want Asian babies. shoei you down? I found out today I had some latent gayness (pre YouTube)
I ain't paying child support...

Also, you want a full blooded Asian... Technically, Aatish and ESPECIALLY smoosh are considered Asian... Not only that, smoosh's gayness isn't even latent...

*whispers - he's a sure thing...
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      08-30-2016, 06:41 PM   #37983
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They'll turn out brown and hairy.
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      08-30-2016, 06:55 PM   #37984
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      08-30-2016, 07:09 PM   #37985
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      08-30-2016, 07:30 PM   #37986
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I too had a mustang and sold it not that long ago. Had it in high school and built motor for it and turned into bracket racer car basically.
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      08-30-2016, 07:32 PM   #37987
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I too had a mustang and sold it not that long ago. Had it in high school and built motor for it and turned into bracket racer car basically.
How many innocent pedestrians did you injure ??
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      08-30-2016, 07:33 PM   #37988
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I only recall a parked car and several runs from the popo
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      08-30-2016, 09:05 PM   #37989
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I get it now... I missed the part about siblings... I thought you were running through your cars, my bad... I shall blame the shoddy airplane wifi !!!

It was a trip down memory lane for me as I remembered all the cars I've gone through... Some, questionable choices, lol... Some better choices... Possibly one heinous choice, you know...
Haha... yeah.

Def blame the wifi... shitty planes. Car lists eh... I'll share mine, starting only with the ones that were not total shit temporary rides.]

"My cars" not other household drivers.

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Del Sol....

Man card revoked.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      08-30-2016, 11:43 PM   #37990
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      08-30-2016, 11:58 PM   #37991
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Listen fool... shoei isn't as manly as these dudes....
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      08-31-2016, 04:00 AM   #37992
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So....It was the fucking bee brother ?
Yes, that beast must be flewn into the rear open window and sat onto my bought fruits. I guess the incoming breeze disturbs it a little and it began to hummin' around inside. I was awaring the bee immediately after she came into the rear mirror in sight and headed towards my right ear. I turned my head few times and try to make the bee disappearing from me by waving the hand. Those few seconds were time enough to slip off my track and entering the wrong way -.-

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Wait, why's Tara get called Bimmette and I get called by my real name? How will people know I'm looking for a baby daddy if they don't know what user to offer their sperm donation services to? This is unfair treatment.
Ok, I really miss the tag "Sperm donator wanted" into the list
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      08-31-2016, 06:24 AM   #37993
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Is that shoei with 2 people ?
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