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johanness · 10-31-2013, 09:47 AM

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Billup · 10-31-2013, 09:54 AM

I think its because you are making serious, dare I say pretentious comments in a not so serious thread. We are glad you are proud of your accomplishments, but I think this is the wrong crowd for all of that.

With that being said; Christmas is right around the corner! Sharing is caring! Spread your Christmas Cheer this Year!

carve · 10-31-2013, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I think its because you are making serious, dare I say pretentious comments in a not so serious thread. We are glad you are proud of your accomplishments, but I think this is the wrong crowd for all of that.

With that being said; Christmas is right around the corner! Sharing is caring! Spread your Christmas Cheer this Year!

Ahhh- how festive!

Fair point- don't want to buzz kill so it's edited down to the basics now. Now what supplements are you using!?

kscarrol · 10-31-2013, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I think its because you are making serious, dare I say pretentious comments in a not so serious thread. We are glad you are proud of your accomplishments, but I think this is the wrong crowd for all of that.

With that being said; Christmas is right around the corner! Sharing is caring! Spread your Christmas Cheer this Year!

Billup, you moving into your cubist period? The young lady in your latest masterpiece looks rather Picasso like with the placement of her eyes...

Billup · 10-31-2013, 10:56 AM

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Billup, you moving into your cubist period? The young lady in your latest masterpiece looks rather Picasso like with the placement of her eyes...

I like to portray the women I go after. Wandering eyes, snaggle toothed, unproportionate figure, etc. So this is very important to incorporate in my work.

I hope you didn't fail to notice the vertically challenged mate awaiting his turn, whilst in costume.

Foxrus14 · 10-31-2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I like to portray the women I go after. Wandering eyes, snaggle toothed, unproportionate figure, etc. So this is very important to incorporate in my work.

I hope you didn't fail to notice the vertically challenged mate awaiting his turn, whilst in costume.

Are you sure he is vertically challenged? I just figured it to be some kind of crazy depth to the art work... Like he is about 2-30 ft behind the main scene. @Billup you sir are a visionary!

Billup · 10-31-2013, 11:15 AM

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Are you sure he is vertically challenged? I just figured it to be some kind of crazy depth to the art work... Like he is about 2-30 ft behind the main scene. @Billup you sir are a visionary!

Oh I am very much positive. I wanted to incorporate that people of all shapes and sizes enjoy a good gang bang.

Thank you for the kind words! Next time I go to Charlotte, I'll have to bring an autographed print for you!

leJUNd · 10-31-2013, 11:51 AM

I was looking forward to your interpretation of thanksgiving. So many things to work with.... indians... pilgrims... turkey... Hope your not skipping it.

carve · 10-31-2013, 11:56 AM

Print it, frame it, hang it on your wall, and post a pic :P

Any of you ever see "Orgazmo"? The DVDA scene? "That splits me open like a thanksgiving turkey" :P Think you're up for an artistic rendition?

Billup · 10-31-2013, 12:03 PM

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I was looking forward to your interpretation of thanksgiving. So many things to work with.... indians... pilgrims... turkey... Hope your not skipping it.

I would not dare skip the day that surrounds our forefathers. I am waiting until that time grows more near so everyone can share these with their families at the dinner table. After grace, of course.

kscarrol · 10-31-2013, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I like to portray the women I go after. Wandering eyes, snaggle toothed, unproportionate figure, etc. So this is very important to incorporate in my work.

I hope you didn't fail to notice the vertically challenged mate awaiting his turn, whilst in costume.

I did but frankly it's a little early for Christmas stuff isn't it?

Billup · 10-31-2013, 12:11 PM

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I did but frankly it's a little early for Christmas stuff isn't it?

Touche. I really did jump the gun on that one. I feel like such an ass.

Foxrus14 · 10-31-2013, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Oh I am very much positive. I wanted to incorporate that people of all shapes and sizes enjoy a good gang bang.

Thank you for the kind words! Next time I go to Charlotte, I'll have to bring an autographed print for you!

I will be waiting... I have the perfect wall for it in my office

kscarrol · 10-31-2013, 12:27 PM

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Touche. I really did jump the gun on that one. I feel like such an ass.

No, no, no....

Love the inspired art and the inclusive nature of it, including all shapes and sizes. The special shout out to Santa's Elves is always appreciated! And frankly he's one well endowed little elf... Just wanted to make sure you were maintaining your artistic integrity and not selling out to the commercialism of Christmas.

Billup · 10-31-2013, 12:29 PM

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I will be waiting... I have the perfect wall for it in my office

If you are serious, we can make some arrangements.

I was thinking of having CVS print one on canvas to hang next to my desk

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No, no, no....

Love the inspired art and the inclusive nature of it, including all shapes and sizes. The special shout out to Santa's Elves is always appreciated! And frankly he's one well endowed little elf... Just wanted to make sure you were maintaining your artistic integrity and not selling out to the commercialism of Christmas.

I appreciate it! For a second I had a scare that I went down the wrong path. Thank you for the kind words!

Mr Tonka · 10-31-2013, 12:37 PM

Artist's are often misunderstood.

If i'm not mistaken the Christmas themed piece was only to serve as a holiday kick off.

Seeing as it's Halloween, THEN Thanksgiving, i'm sure the REAL Christmas piece has yet to come.

carve · 10-31-2013, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

If you are serious, we can make some arrangements.

I was thinking of having CVS print one on canvas to hang next to my desk

LOL- you can say you drew it as a child and always keep it near by to inspire you to follow your dreams

Your dream just happens to be an elf gang-bang

Billup · 10-31-2013, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Artist's are often misunderstood.

If i'm not mistaken the Christmas themed piece was only to serve as a holiday kick off.

Seeing as it's Halloween, THEN Thanksgiving, i'm sure the REAL Christmas piece has yet to come.

You sir, have earned my respects for understanding me as an artist.

Billup · 10-31-2013, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by carve

LOL- you can say you drew it as a child and always keep it near by to inspire you to follow your dreams

Your dream just happens to be an elf gang-bang

I don't think people would believe me if I said I drew it as a child, though. Not because of the content, but you must have missed the amount of detail I put into these pieces.

kingofthedemo · 10-31-2013, 01:40 PM

Here's my contribution billup!

BMWrules7 · 10-31-2013, 01:43 PM

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Fuck thread of the year.

I am nominating this for thread of the decade.

+1

You guys are mean spirited bullies. You guys (and gals) hijacked my thread and you've all hijacked my feelings right along with it [sniff.]

Billup · 10-31-2013, 01:45 PM

Not bad for a first attempt, but I must say, you have much to learn. I like your use of colors and a holiday inspired theme, but I feel you focused some detail in the wrong areas, and certain areas suffered from that.

Now, its not all bad. I enjoy her trailer park blonde/black hair. Your pumpkinman has good portions, but I can not tell if his penis is singing, or shooting carrots?

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carve Major 188 Rep 1,105 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (0)	Print it, frame it, hang it on your wall, and post a pic :P Any of you ever see "Orgazmo"? The DVDA scene? "That splits me open like a thanksgiving turkey" :P Think you're up for an artistic rendition?
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Artist's are often misunderstood. If i'm not mistaken the Christmas themed piece was only to serve as a holiday kick off. Seeing as it's Halloween, THEN Thanksgiving, i'm sure the REAL Christmas piece has yet to come. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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kingofthedemo Major 225 Rep 1,100 Posts Drives: BMW E90 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	Here's my contribution billup! Attached Images __________________ MY PROGRESS LINK: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=766852 ''Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.''Ernest Hemingway
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Billup Banned 471 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Not bad for a first attempt, but I must say, you have much to learn. I like your use of colors and a holiday inspired theme, but I feel you focused some detail in the wrong areas, and certain areas suffered from that. Now, its not all bad. I enjoy her trailer park blonde/black hair. Your pumpkinman has good portions, but I can not tell if his penis is singing, or shooting carrots?
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