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      04-01-2016, 02:54 PM   #23
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Really mean! You don't work, where are you going to get the money?
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nobody has ever been fucked because of star wars. I think I'm safe.
She begs to differ...

Try to ALSO avoid googling - "sexy wookie"
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Actually it's not cruel at all, this is cruel...

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Cruel, very cruel
I know. But it's star wars. It's like stargate but not as cool and no colonel jack O'Neil.
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Really mean! You don't work, where are you going to get the money?
Oh I've never worked a day in my life and I've never done anything beyond stretching my hand to the spouses pocket to fetch his wallet.

Yeah, he is paying for this! (actually he is. He had cash and my kids prefer cash)
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She begs to differ...

Try to ALSO avoid googling - "sexy wookie"
Yep, and nobody can say no to princess Leia's buns, phnar phnar
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Actually it's not cruel at all, this is cruel...

https://www.facebook.com/leonstoop.c...16238805409193
Damnit. You need fb to roll it.

I keep my title then.
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I know. But it's star wars. It's like stargate but not as cool and no colonel jack O'Neil.
How very dare you, Star Wars is ultimate cool.

Ummm, maybe not but still, how very dare you
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How very dare you, Star Wars is ultimate cool.

Ummm, maybe not but still, how very dare you
Oh for fucks sake.

Stargate. Lead actors were hot.

Plots were cool.

You had yo know your shit to question the science.

MacGyver as the lead.

I win.
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I know. But it's star wars. It's like stargate but not as cool and no colonel jack O'Neil.


Oh I've never worked a day in my life and I've never done anything beyond stretching my hand to the spouses pocket to fetch his wallet.

Yeah, he is paying for this! (actually he is. He had cash and my kids prefer cash)
You can sell that sundress you've been knitting to keep yourself busy, once it's done.
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Damnit. You need fb to roll it.

I keep my title then.
It roughly goes....
Man writes the following on sons baby grow " will you marry daddy? "

Mummy says yes then daddy asks mummy to pick up son and read the back of the baby grow which reads "April fools"
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I reject your hypothesis.
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You can sell that sundress you've been knitting to keep yourself busy, once it's done.
Oh hell yes. You'd pay five bucks right?

Dude I'm up 22 hours each day. Where you have a tv and conventional hobbies, I read market analyzes while I knit or read a book. Then I spend the day with my weirdo kids and weirdo dogs while still reading the market shit. And then I renovate a flat or two while playing with the kids at the same time.

I don't have an office or regular hours, but I'm pretty sure I work and for a very bitchy boss too.
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I reject your hypothesis.
How fucking dare you. Who do you think you are?! There's special places for people like you!
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Oh hell yes. You'd pay five bucks right?

Dude I'm up 22 hours each day. Where you have a tv and conventional hobbies, I read market analyzes while I knit or read a book. Then I spend the day with my weirdo kids and weirdo dogs while still reading the market shit. And then I renovate a flat or two while playing with the kids at the same time.

I don't have an office or regular hours, but I'm pretty sure I work and for a very bitchy boss too.
I forgot, you're a successful day trader and a decorator with a great sense of style.

How's the SIL doin?
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How fucking dare you. Who do you think you are?! There's special places for people like you!
It looks to me like a scientific curb. That's like he's taking your job.

(a rough day. I'm fully aware how my family would read these comments "sooooo, your friends are so fucking weird they get the O'Neil reference? For fucks sake...")
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It looks to me like a scientific curb. That's like he's taking your job.

(a rough day. I'm fully aware how my family would read these comments "sooooo, your friends are so fucking weird they get the O'Neil reference? For fucks sake...")
If I were a normal person, I might feel a bit belittled, but I'm the fucking man, so whatevsss, he wouldn't be able to handle the stress of cleaning all those nooks and crannies on the plastic edges. Might get a booboo.
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I forgot, you're a successful day trader and a decorator with a great sense of style.

How's the SIL doin?
A successful day trader. A good one.

Dude I trade when I have something solid. It takes months or years to cash in, if even then. I truly wish I could trade in most of the things I find but sadly I make it very hard for me.

A decorator puts in pillows and is happy with that. I like manual labor so I buy places I can truly demolish. My taste doesn't match anyone elses taste, so I wouldn't try to do that. Mine isn't better, I just prefer smaller spaces than most people do.

The SIL is alive. I still can not believe I didn't kill her. A person moves in for two plus months, and eats my food, petrol and nerves, and yet breaths, even today.

Try matching that one.
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If I were a normal person, I might feel a bit belittled, but I'm the fucking man, so whatevsss, he wouldn't be able to handle the stress of cleaning all those nooks and crannies on the plastic edges. Might get a booboo.
Billie we started out all wrong here over a year ago. Since then I've learned to trust that when ever I have a hard day, you'd be there to make it funny.

Some day you'll need the favor returned and I sure as hell hope I can deliver.


32 bucks for a movie. 10of them has an interest mark on them.
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Billie we started out all wrong here over a year ago. Since then I've learned to trust that when ever I have a hard day, you'd be there to make it funny.

Some day you'll need the favor returned and I sure as hell hope I can deliver.


32 bucks for a movie. 10of them has an interest mark on them.
Life is no joke. So short, might as well make the best of it. Plus, all the nanny fuckers on here make it real easy to poke fun.

You have a lot to live up to. I'm sure you can do it. Hell, you may have already returned the favor, but I'm not going to tell you if thats a true statement or not. Keep pushing to deliver.


Movies are a waste of money.
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Life is no joke. So short, might as well make the best of it. Plus, all the nanny fuckers on here make it real easy to poke fun.

You have a lot to live up to. I'm sure you can do it. Hell, you may have already returned the favor, but I'm not going to tell you if thats a true statement or not. Keep pushing to deliver.


Movies are a waste of money.
Movies are not a waste of money.

Our movie night bought a goat since I used guilt as my weapon.

"now kids. You can make me give you all this money, or you can give a new life to a poor family. If you give a new life to them, I'll give you my amazon password for 10 minutes".

A goat was bought. I'll find out tomorrow what else.
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Movies are not a waste of money.

Our movie night bought a goat since I used guilt as my weapon.

"now kids. You can make me give you all this money, or you can give a new life to a poor family. If you give a new life to them, I'll give you my amazon password for 10 minutes".

A goat was bought. I'll find out tomorrow what else.
Not in your case, due to the circumstance. I'd never go, fuck that place.


HA! That's actually an awesome idea. If it were me, I'd go on and buy this gallon of milk for $75, just to see what it tastes like. Commenters said it changed their life, couldn't walk, drank the milk, and ran a marathon the next day.
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