I fell in love with a....

Gregxi · 10-05-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

How dare you guys talk like this about our future lawyers, doctors, and animal shelter owners.

You should spend more time worrying about your daughter, you bad parent you.

venom3469 · 10-05-2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

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Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.

Can't have them walking out of the apartment looking like they got attacked by a spooky ghost.

LMAO I just laughed so hard in class!

This shit is funny, great points I'm going to start dating strippers now!

SchlauCow · 10-05-2011, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregxi

You should spend more time worrying about your daughter, you bad parent you.

Though I'm old enough to have kids, I'm certainly not as irresponsible to have them right now

But LOL at the reference... thread got locked quickly

Kroy · 10-05-2011, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

Though I'm old enough to have kids, I'm certainly not as irresponsible to have them right now

But LOL at the reference... thread got locked quickly

did i miss something?

SchlauCow · 10-05-2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

did i miss something?

My notional daughter is currently dating a black man, and I asked the forum for any advice on what I should do... still feel a bit depressed about this notion. Thoughts?

Kroy · 10-05-2011, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

My notional daughter is currently dating a black man, and I asked the forum for any advice on what I should do... still feel a bit depressed about this notion. Thoughts?

I have this notion that you'll find something in common with this fine young gentleman; maybe your mutual love for kool aid?

ScaredOnce · 10-05-2011, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

My notional daughter is currently dating a black man, and I asked the forum for any advice on what I should do... still feel a bit depressed about this notion. Thoughts?

If she's hot and you have money... we can talk.

Actually... nvrmnd, I'll pass. Good luck.

michaelthepsycho · 10-06-2011, 12:46 AM

"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons."

But good job OP. Strippers are delicious.

Los Angeles · 10-06-2011, 03:07 AM

Unless you fall in love with someone whom you didn't meet in the strip club, dude, stop thinking with your dick. Pay your fee to the stripper and move on.

Its her job to get you sprung.

As far as dating a stripper, that might actually be pretty f#cking awesome.... in bed...and to look at.

Los Angeles · 10-06-2011, 03:09 AM

If you're gonna fall in love, fall in love with an escort.

At least she's letting you inside and giving you a PSE or GFE.

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Los Angeles Steve Forte Rio 151 Rep 2,393 Posts Drives: 08' 328i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 90036 iTrader: (0)	If you're gonna fall in love, fall in love with an escort. At least she's letting you inside and giving you a PSE or GFE.
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