What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Lups, you are soo environment related, if you would ever die (and no one would wish that!), we would wait until you're stiff and then mounting some handles direct on your cold body. That saves some litter and is good for the environment, but the steel screws
That was dark, wasnt it?

Also incomprehensible.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Open a bag of milk on his ass.

Now this is a truly interesting suggestion. The inherent conflict in the statement is what makes it so interesting.

On one hand, Lups hates bagged milk with a passion and so I could see her doing that because it is in bagged form.

On the other hand, Lups loves milk and this would be wasting milk.

Oh, what to do, what to do.

[Banana Hammock]

Speaking of Canada, I had a short lay over in Vancouver on my way back from my trip. Tried Tim Hortons for the first time. It was wayyyyyy over-hyped.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Now this is a truly interesting suggestion. The inherent conflict in the statement is what makes it so interesting.

On one hand, Lups hates bagged milk with a passion and so I could see her doing that because it is in bagged form.

On the other hand, Lups loves milk and this would be wasting milk.

Oh, what to do, what to do.

You sick fucks really do that! I kept hoping it was just a rumor started by you to keep away the milk enthusiasts, so I drove there to investigate!

You broke my heart!



Ax knows me too well, his suggestion has caused a lot of pain and conflict in my heart. I'll fire him for the emotional stress.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

I like Hustlers Musik

Carter II is probably his best work, imo.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Speaking of Canada, I had a short lay over in Vancouver on my way back from my trip. Tried Tim Hortons for the first time. It was wayyyyyy over-hyped.

What did you have?

Their plain toasted bagels with butter are dangerous

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

What did you have?

Their plain toasted bagels with butter are dangerous

I had a double double with some Old Fashioned and Honey Timbits.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Aatish

What did you have?

Their plain toasted bagels with butter are dangerous

People who order plain bagels should be taken out back and shot.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Biorin

People who order plain bagels should be taken out back and shot.

Under normal conditions, I'd probably sodomize myself with a 12-Gauge.

But Tim Hortons is different.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I had a double double with some Old Fashioned and Honey Timbits.

Their maple donuts are dope.

Coffee was meh, but I have a bias to McDs.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Their maple donuts are dope.

Coffee was meh, but I have a bias to McDs.

Absolutely agree with you there.

McDonalds coffee is surprisingly good.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Absolutely agree with you there.

McDonalds coffee is surprisingly good.

Such a smooth blend. And the price is right. Usually a buck in Chicago. Every Monday, it's free. At least at the one by my house.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I had a double double with some Old Fashioned and Honey Timbits.

Well, I'll give you this - that's a pretty good representative order from a Canadian perspective, so if you didn't like it, you definitely gave it a fair shot.

I don't drink coffee so I can't compare to other places - I'm certain it's not on a Starbucks / Second Cup level, but then really, they aren't even trying to be from a price point either. I view it as a place where I know I can get a reasonably cheap meal, quickly, and one that isn't super unhealthy.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Such a smooth blend. And the price is right. Usually a buck in Chicago. Every Monday, it's free. At least at the one by my house.

That's not bad at all.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Ax knows me too well, his suggestion has caused a lot of pain and conflict in my heart. I'll fire him for the emotional stress.

You've already fired and re-hired me about 18 times now, and yes I've been keeping track. Make up your damn mind, woman.

Originally Posted by Biorin

People who order plain bagels should be taken out back and shot.

Asiago cheese bagel toasted with herb cream cheese. Ugggggghhhhhhh

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Under normal conditions, I'd probably sodomize myself with a 12-Gauge.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You've already fired and re-hired me about 18 times now, and yes I've been keeping track. Make up your damn mind, woman.



Asiago cheese bagel toasted with herb cream cheese. Ugggggghhhhhhh

Watch you fucker, or I will rehire you just to fire you! And I won't do it in a bikini this time! And I won't spank you for a week!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Watch you fucker, or I will rehire you just to fire you! And I won't do it in a bikini this time! And I won't spank you for a week!

Oh you're gonna go that route are you? Well Biorin has my latest resume as I applied to be her detailer boy where I expect to get treated with respect AND KEEP MY DIGNITY!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh you're gonna go that route are you? Well Biorin has my latest resume as I applied to be her detailer boy where I expect to get treated with respect AND KEEP MY DIGNITY!

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreatagain

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreetagain

FTFY.

Using the Scottish archaic version of the word as a verb of course, since that's what I'm familiar with having Scottish grandparents and mother.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/greet

[shockin330i]

Is it the weekend yet?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

FTFY.

Using the Scottish archaic version of the word as a verb of course, since that's what I'm familiar with having Scottish grandparents and mother.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/greet

If you say "raise up lights" quickly, you're saying "razor blades" in Australian. If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.