What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Biorin

If you say "raise up lights" quickly, you're saying "razor blades" in Australian. If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.

The struggle.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreatagain

Exactly, I'm tired of getting abused by Lups. You at least appreciate me and my body and don't try to hide when you stare at me from the kitchen window.

[Dang3r]

Off day tomorrow, my weekend starts today

[1MOREMOD]

If I yell shut up really loud will you

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

You've already fired and re-hired me about 18 times now, and yes I've been keeping track. Make up your damn mind, woman.



Asiago cheese bagel toasted with herb cream cheese. Ugggggghhhhhhh

She reminds me of my bipolar ex. You never knew when she'd snap and then the next day you were on her good side again.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Off day tomorrow, my weekend starts today

lucky...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

She reminds me of my bipolar ex. You never knew when she'd snap and then the next day you were on her good side again.

Life pro tip: All women are bipolar like your ex. Some just hide it better.

[The Choosey begger]

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh you're gonna go that route are you? Well Biorin has my latest resume as I applied to be her detailer boy where I expect to get treated with respect AND KEEP MY DIGNITY!

Fine! I'll find a new one!

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreatagain

Fuck the USA, some bitch just stole my cheap pool boy who I had trained oh so well!

Originally Posted by anglo

She reminds me of my bipolar ex. You never knew when she'd snap and then the next day you were on her good side again.

Aww. I always like you. You just attack at random and I end up wondering if my old method of ignoring you wasn't the best one after all.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine! I'll find a new one!

It's like I tell every woman that enters my life; you'll never find another like me.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's like I tell every woman that enters my life; you'll never find another like me.

The real question though is, does that statement give them hope, or make them sad?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Life pro tip: All women are bipolar like your ex. Some just hide it better.

Points

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The real question though is, does that statement give them hope, or make them sad?

It's a mix of both. Google the DENNIS system, that's how I lure them in.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's a mix of both. Google the DENNIS system, that's how I lure them in.

Try G-ing the Van system, you won't find it. . .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's like I tell every woman that enters my life; you'll never find another like me.

Agreed, and I wouldn't want an other like you! Nothing compares to the real billup I know and love!

FYI, she gave you a raise, but she cut down your uniform. I told you she is a bitch! Plus she makes you wash cars where as I was just happy with you flexing the muscles while pretending to be busy.

Your loss.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The real question though is, does that statement give them hope, or make them sad?

You really don't get enough credit for being one fucking hilarious man. For that post alone you're free from your date obligations with me for the entire January.

How's the pregnancy going? All good?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

You really don't get enough credit for being one fucking hilarious man. For that post alone you're free from your date obligations with me for the entire January.

How's the pregnancy going? All good?

January is almost over - can I apply the credit to February instead? Although...that is the shortest month of the year, so really, it ought to be March, and you should just throw in February as a freebie.

Pregnancy is all good so far - finding out the gender next week!

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine! I'll find a new one!



Fuck the USA, some bitch just stole my cheap pool boy who I had trained oh so well!



Aww. I always like you. You just attack at random and I end up wondering if my old method of ignoring you wasn't the best one after all.

I didn't attack you, all i said was you're emotionally unpredictable. One day you like me for sending a greeting card to a kid in Ohio or buying goats, the next day you hate me.
Kinda like what you do to Axius, he's a great pool boy then you fire him. Lol

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

I didn't attack you, all i said was you're emotionally unpredictable. One day you like me for sending a greeting card to a kid in Ohio or buying goats, the next day you hate me.
Kinda like what you do to Axius, he's a great pool boy then you fire him. Lol

Can you please refer to my posts showing this hate? And goats goats bought?

Ax and I hated each other on sight when I joined this forum. It took over a year for us to become friends, and currently we text daily almost. I can and probably will fire him 40 times on this forum, and he can find a new employer a hundred times after each of those, but neither of us have to question our friendship.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

January is almost over - can I apply the credit to February instead? Although...that is the shortest month of the year, so really, it ought to be March, and you should just throw in February as a freebie.

Pregnancy is all good so far - finding out the gender next week!

No, but you'll get the next feb 30th off too as a compromise.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

Can you please refer to my posts showing this hate? And goats goats bought?

Ax and I hated each other on sight when I joined this forum. It took over a year for us to become friends, and currently we text daily almost. I can and probably will fire him 40 times on this forum, and he can find a new employer a hundred times after each of those, but neither of us have to question our friendship.

Your husband is cool with your pool boy/ emotional friend? Lol

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

Your husband is cool with your pool boy/ emotional friend? Lol

I have a few female palls, one adopted sister and all other friends I have are male, or the wives of the mentioned friends (the hang arounds when you're young but at this stage we too are friends for sure.).

Billie is someone even my kids know about. When I got my dog hurt my kids went like "mom Billie is right. This sucks but you really want to listen to him even if he's a complete nra dork. Stop bitching!"

This is a public forum, so joking crudely is allowed.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Agreed, and I wouldn't want an other like you! Nothing compares to the real billup I know and love!

FYI, she gave you a raise, but she cut down your uniform. I told you she is a bitch! Plus she makes you wash cars where as I was just happy with you flexing the muscles while pretending to be busy.

Your loss.

Lets recap. I got a raise, not forced to work naked, constantly cleaning a pool that is already spotless until you dump leaves in and mock my work. I felt objectified as merely a piece of meat for your wandering eyes. Sure, its a nice ego boost, but any time I tried to get laid the girls showed up on the news completely beaten to a pulp by a strange blonde lady in a ski mask with giant testicles....

Biorin so far has appreciated my work and not once (to my knowledge) has sent pictures of me to all her friends. Plus, the mustache feels nice when we hug and it gets tangled in my beard.