What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Fucking snowflakes.


Didn't know that term existed until a week ago.

Careful, asb is a Democrat. Lol

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Fucking snowflakes.


Didn't know that term existed until a week ago.

I just learnt it not long ago as well from C5driver when he called me one. Well, actually I still don't know the exact definition, all I can guess is it's an alternative word for pussy.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Axius - did you make that road trip yet?

Negative, have not. They did not want to interview with me because I do not have a degree. Yet the kid with a degree I work with calls a shank/boring bar a "shaft", and a retention knob a "nut thingy that goes in the back of the tool holder".

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Duck duck goose is HILARIOUS. I "could" drive stick beforehand, I just had pretty minimal practice, especially in scenarios with a lot of traffic/people/hills. Getting started from a stop without bucking (my coworker now calls my car O.J., because bucking = bronco = Ford Bronco = O.J. Simpson, naturally) was the real learning curve.

I learned how to drive a stick shift on an old Pinto named "Bucky", so I appreciate the way your coworker came up with O.J. - Sounds way better than Bucky.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

I just learnt it not long ago as well from C5driver when he called me one. Well, actually I still don't know the exact definition, all I can guess is it's an alternative word for pussy.



Negative, have not. They did not want to interview with me because I do not have a degree. Yet the kid with a degree I work with calls a shank/boring bar a "shaft", and a retention knob a "nut thingy that goes in the back of the tool holder".

Ever heard how no two snowflakes are alike? Because they all crystallize differently when they freeze, all snowflakes have slight differences even though they look similar, not unlike fingerprints.

So to apply this as an insult to our generation, it has a similar connotation to the "participation award" insult. A "special snowflake" is someone who thinks they are unique or has an extraordinary life experience beyond what anyone else deals with or understands, even though we're all in the same storm.

A shank is a sharpened toothbrush you hide in your bunk, right?

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey anglo ========> Your lane....stay in it.

Democrat my ass...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey anglo ========> Your lane....stay in it.

Democrat my ass...

Seriously. Having sex with farm animals is strictly a red state thing.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Ever heard how no two snowflakes are alike? Because they all crystallize differently when they freeze, all snowflakes have slight differences even though they look similar, not unlike fingerprints.

So to apply this as an insult to our generation, it has a similar connotation to the "participation award" insult. A "special snowflake" is someone who thinks they are unique or has an extraordinary life experience beyond what anyone else deals with or understands, even though we're all in the same storm.

A shank is a sharpened toothbrush you hide in your bunk, right?

I find it extra funny because all though no two snowflakes are alike, at any appreciable distance, they look and act identical.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Ever heard how no two snowflakes are alike? Because they all crystallize differently when they freeze, all snowflakes have slight differences even though they look similar, not unlike fingerprints.

So to apply this as an insult to our generation, it has a similar connotation to the "participation award" insult. A "special snowflake" is someone who thinks they are unique or has an extraordinary life experience beyond what anyone else deals with or understands, even though we're all in the same storm.

A shank is a sharpened toothbrush you hide in your bunk, right?

Ahhhhhhhhh, that makes sense. So not so much a pussy but moreso a...., cunt?


Pfffft, go back to engineering school dumb dumb. A shank is the bottom portion of the cock that allows it to be mounted into the pelvic region.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

And for those 9 seconds or less, nothing matters, not my wife, my dying goldfish, the stars in the sky. In that time, I am free.

Probably 15 seconds in the 128i.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ahhhhhhhhh, that makes sense. So not so much a pussy but moreso a...., cunt?


Pfffft, go back to engineering school dumb dumb. A shank is the bottom portion of the cock that allows it to be mounted into the pelvic region.

Ahh, ok. Does it screw together or is it a press fit?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Ahh, ok. Does it screw together or is it a press fit?

Pretty sure both.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

Probably 15 seconds in the 128i.

Thats pretty optimistic. Got beat by a 4 speed VW Westfalia last week, so more like 5 minutes.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Pretty sure both.

This is the correct answer. Rapid press fit ensures strength and maintaining concentricity.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Seriously. Having sex with farm animals is strictly a red state thing.

No wonder that the first ever animal sex sites were coming from the U.S...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Seriously. Having sex with farm animals is strictly a red state thing.

Don't knock it

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't knock it

I'm merely lamenting the lack in my very blue state.

[1MOREMOD]

Oh well road trip!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Seriously. Having sex with farm animals is strictly a red state thing.

Sounds beastly...

[Biorin]

Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?

anglo Here is your chance my friend .Go for it tiger !


ADVICE...

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Hey anglo ...seeing as I'm obsessed with you, and also lookin for a baby daddy (if we go by the wise words of the tag gods)... you interested?

If i enjoyed constantly being lectured i'd still be with my ex, dear. You're probably perfect and i'm not.
I don't think it'll work.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't knock it

Knock knock

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by anglo

If i enjoyed constantly being lectured i'd still be married my dear. You're probably perfect and i'm not.
I don't think it'll work.

Far from perfect. Maybe we can come to an agreement - I only lecture you on weekends and Wednesdays?