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Sup...? what have I missed??
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 heart failure...lung cancer as well...poor guy's hip replacements failed, shelf life was well before his expiration date in his last moments, he told me to confess to his boyfriend, Axius, that he was truly in love with his elderly sweetheart jtodd_fl may he find peace and eternal rest in flaming gay heaven |
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I have to say this again: Than fuck it's too icy here, I DONT HAVE TO GO DIE ON CROSSCOUNTRY SKI SHITSHOW!! Sure, shoei died, and jtodd will only have the memories, but avoiding skiing is far more important!
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Sup smoosh? my sons school asked us parents to list skills or sports we can help out with. I put down skating, the idiotic running around with a map thing (I forgot the name lol), I even added skydiving to be seen cooler after as told here I have very recent experience in falling down. The shitty rat had added crosscountry skiing to my list, the damn fucker knows exactly how far I'm willing to go to avoid the bloody sport, lying, cheating, probably even shooting are options I would use or at least consider using yo avoid the fucking sticks in my feet. I have zero patience for the stupid shit (as you may have noticed by now), the last time I had to do it I threw my skiis to a tree. And the conniving and apparently suicidal fork I married decided to sign me up to instruct kids on how to crosscountry ski. I'm aware my hate towards the sport has reached irrational proportions' BUT I DONT FUCKING CARE! I'm poisoning his morning coffee with laxatives next weekend and then I make him take the kids and dogs for a walk. Revenge will be mine!! And yes, I'm aware I could find other things to hate too.
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I just a few days ago wrote to a politics thread I'd rather be killed and watch my kids being killed than kill an innocent to save them. I am pretty much a pacifist but I fantasize about stabbing him with a fork now. I have issues.  All good?
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I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: if you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.  all muy bueno on my end...a little nervous for this military medical exam tomorrow morning...praying to Vishnu/Shiva/Durga/Christ/Allah/Satan/Pablo Escobar that the hoe i raw dogged a few weeks ago, the one who, as I learned the next morning, just got back from a saharan expedition in Africa and "might have touched a bleeding child in show of solidarity" didn't give me AIDS...cause then i'd be more fucked than the hoes who were "caught outside" by the "cash me ousside howbow dah" hoe  other than that, i'm just peachy, thx for asking  |
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speaking of funerals....
I attended a funeral for the father of one of my closest friends about a month ago, and this just happened to be my first 'Southern Country' African-American funeral. When it is my time to leave this earth - THIS is how my service will be!! Singing for three hours, a little 3 piece band (Keyboards, Base, and Drums). Think about the scene from the Blues Brothers with James Brown 
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As for that rest, that would be horrible! That's not even a cool story to tell after you've shared it (aids). I mean, really? "I fucked a missionary and now I have AIDS" If shit hits the fan, I'll help you rewrite that! You'll be fine, but keep me posted, will ya? But really. Ill glitter the shit out of the story if needed.
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