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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Phill ill cut your hair for free, get over it!

Joekerr, please accept my groveling. You're awesome. Magnificent. The best. The awesome of the all time awesome awesomist.

I need tips.

My friend is a fucking mess, and his wife kicks him out for every evening now. He is the lady in the relationship, but she is pregnant, and their two firsts were bad, really bad. He can't deal with the being afraid for her stuff.

Please, how do I get my home back?

Aww...That's really cute my sweetheart and that's why I love you my blonde angel !
But you know as well that you would get lots of Ambiorix beers from me in return for your free haircut ...
Yeah I would love to drink some with you Anna...and no milk that day !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Aww...That's really cute my sweetheart and that's why I love you my blonde angel !
But you know as well that you would get lots of Ambiorix beers from me in return for your free haircut ...
Yeah I would love to drink some with you Anna...and no milk that day !

I'm in, but I want milk too! Fucking a, life without it is just cruel.

It's one of the most useful skills army taught me, cutting hair. I hate barbers or what ever the female versions are, so I kind of save everyone around me from them. My 4 year old is currently stuck with a Mohawk so damn long it could put eyes out if out up, but hey, artistic liberties have to be taken when ever the victim is helpless.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You're missing out.

I'm heading to HEB today to go buy a box

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

OR, OR...she'll leave him and then Lups never gets her home back.

I suspect she's trying to save the marriage, not end it. At least for her friend's sake.

You do realize she loves to start problems, right?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm in, but I want milk too! Fucking a, life without it is just cruel.

It's one of the most useful skills army taught me, cutting hair. I hate barbers or what ever the female versions are, so I kind of save everyone around me from them. My 4 year old is currently stuck with a Mohawk so damn long it could put eyes out if out up, but hey, artistic liberties have to be taken when ever the victim is helpless.

I really wish i grew up with digital cameras. I had a fairly tall mohawk for a while. It was by choice and fun, but no pictures of it in all it's glory.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Damn, 9 year club, you must be as old as UncleWede.

Just what are you implying?!?!?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hahaha, right...

He is very cute, and I love him to bits. I also thought for 25 years he's gay. Then he met his wife, was married three months later, and they are extremely happy.

But she made me go listen to him sing karaoke, and ballroom dancing was involved on Monday, since that's what he does when stressed. Yesterday he showed up, and I tried once again to explain to him they'll be fine for a few hours. And tonight I got a text from the wife:

"can't take it, he is so sad he did this to me. You owe me bitch, explain to him how this works."

You guys are weird. Why can't you just go buy a little house with a white picket fence, have 2.5 children, drive a minivan, have play dates while your hubby goes golfing, etc.... No, you have to take out your friends husband to karaoke and ballroom dancing cause he's sad he got his wife pregnant. For a THIRD time??!!? I don't understand.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

OR, OR...she'll leave him and then Lups never gets her home back.

I suspect she's trying to save the marriage, not end it. At least for her friend's sake.

That's the thing, that marriage is so fucking solid. There is no fucking way this how ever it would go would break it. I can honestly say those two were made for esch other and their kids, they are so bloody awesome.

He just takes it so hard when he feels like he has done something to her. It gets on her nerves and history shows he spends a lot of time being kicked out of the house, since she is the man.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You do realize she loves to start problems, right?

Bahahaha, oh god, only with milk, in others I try to solve them.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I really wish i grew up with digital cameras. I had a fairly tall mohawk for a while. It was by choice and fun, but no pictures of it in all it's glory.

Hahaha, I have one picture with me and short hair (^army). I married and cut my husband's hair the same day. I clearly have a rebel side but it can't be seen in the adults.

Man we are old when we have grown up pre digital era.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just what are you implying?!?!?

In your case, I believe it is a simple statement of fact rather than an implication.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

In your case, I believe it is a simple statement of fact rather than an implication.

Don't make me come up to America's hat! You wouldn't like me when i'm angry!

Besides, with all the bathroom breaks it would take me a long time to get there. And lately i've been less cold tolerate. But i think that's due to not having as much of a protective layer as i used to and a slower heart rate. (NO, that's not a sign of getting older!)

[UncleWede]

I'm older than 9 years. Wait, are we counting in dog or something?


Lups, tough love (like he's getting at home) is all that will work. He throws the hissy fit, he's hurt, and you (and she) pay more attention. It's a learned behavior and very difficult to change. I haven't been able to myself. He comes crying and you, with the grace of a swan, go dancing with him. This is the poor-me attention whore.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But i think that's due to not having as much of a protective layer as i used to and a slower heart rate. (NO, that's not a sign of getting older!)

Try not to let it slow down too much eh? (The "eh" is just for you - although we say it, we never write it).

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm older than 9 years. Wait, are we counting in dog or something?


Lups, tough love (like he's getting at home) is all that will work. He throws the hissy fit, he's hurt, and you (and she) pay more attention. It's a learned behavior and very difficult to change. I haven't been able to myself. He comes crying and you, with the grace of a swan, go dancing with him. This is the poor-me attention whore.

Are swans graceful? Because I somehow don't picture Lups being able to dance gracefully. I'm thinking she would look more like a human sized Vitamix blender out on the dance floor.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Are swans graceful? Because I somehow don't picture Lups being able to dance gracefully. I'm thinking she would look more like a human sized Vitamix blender out on the dance floor.

Show me the sarcasm font!!!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm older than 9 years. Wait, are we counting in dog or something?


Lups, tough love (like he's getting at home) is all that will work. He throws the hissy fit, he's hurt, and you (and she) pay more attention. It's a learned behavior and very difficult to change. I haven't been able to myself. He comes crying and you, with the grace of a swan, go dancing with him. This is the poor-me attention whore.

That's actually really good. I never thought of it, and because she goes straight for the fuck no, the thing is growing inside me, so you shut up, he is gladly kicked out to get a platform to have those fits int.

So I endured karaoke for nothing. Nice.

But that's a very, very good explanation. And fits.

Texting the group and kicking him out. Hell, his wife wants him home but with a little less whining.

[smoosh]

found Verb on some random ass bodybuilding article : : : Verbiage silvergray545

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Try not to let it slow down too much eh? (The "eh" is just for you - although we say it, we never write it).

No need to write it. I read everything you wright in this accent.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Are swans graceful? Because I somehow don't picture Lups being able to dance gracefully. I'm thinking she would look more like a human sized Vitamix blender out on the dance floor.

Hahahahahah!

Figure skating since four years old till 18. Roller skating from 14- ankle broke to bits.

I in college paid my rent as a dancer in a few clubs (no stripping, lol my autocorrect.!!) but no clue about ballroom dancing. I can put on slippery shoes and be dragged around the floor, but no clue about the steps.

As for swans. They are ego killing maniacs. They are beasts. I fucking hate them. Please do not ask why because I will probably tell.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by smoosh

found Verb on some random ass bodybuilding article : : : Verbiage silvergray545

trvplvrdBOI explain yourself. You can't hide forever.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

As for swans. They are ego killing maniacs. They are beasts. I fucking hate them. Please do not ask why because I will probably tell.

Why? Pray tell.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Show me the sarcasm font!!!!!

Here is the emoticon....

See, I'm a helpful person sometimes.

[Aatish]

Not bad.