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      07-20-2017, 02:33 PM   #50535
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Ohhhh Christ ! I tought it was sexy bitch ..
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1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
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5) Play with myself?
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3) Spank the shop guy as long as your airbag arrives
4&5) Got banned for considering playing with yourself
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      07-21-2017, 05:48 AM   #50537
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William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
...., Dora is a 5 year old Mexican....,
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      07-21-2017, 07:19 AM   #50538
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...., Dora is a 5 year old Mexican....,
Dora + 20 years..
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      07-22-2017, 06:34 AM   #50539
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Any of you heathens around Tampa? I'll be at Busch Gardens dealing with the heat and crowds. Wish me luck.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-22-2017, 09:08 AM   #50540
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      07-22-2017, 09:59 AM   #50541
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Get some bush bro
And eats too. Rides are currently closed due to thunder/lightning so gotta kill time.
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      07-22-2017, 11:07 AM   #50542
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And eats too. Rides are currently closed due to thunder/lightning so gotta kill time.
No good ! Sounds like the Apocalypse !
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      07-23-2017, 08:34 AM   #50543
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And eats too. Rides are currently closed due to thunder/lightning so gotta kill time.
So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
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      07-23-2017, 10:49 AM   #50544
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So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
I'm at SeaWorld now visiting penguins, sharks 'n' whales. Banned for no poultry here.
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      07-24-2017, 08:58 AM   #50545
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any good sites for hotel&flight deals?
thinking of taking family to Disney world
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      07-26-2017, 06:48 PM   #50546
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There's some white kid/guy dribbling (i guess) with a soccer ball on top of a roof parking near my work. He's pretty bad actually. And i'm waiting to leave to watch Manchester United battle Barcelona (via DVR) ...oh the irony.
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      07-26-2017, 09:11 PM   #50547
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So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
I'm at SeaWorld now visiting penguins, sharks 'n' whales. Banned for no poultry here.
Chicken of the sea...?!?!
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      07-27-2017, 08:09 AM   #50548
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any good sites for hotel&flight deals?
thinking of taking family to Disney world
Depends on which hotel you want to stay at. On site at Disney or offsite? Hotels near Disney (decent area) can be had as low as $35 a night up to $250 a night. However, anything over $130/night might as well stay at one of their Value Resorts or campgrounds as they can be under $200 a night at times, depending on the season and how far advance you can book. For the cheaper hotels I would go to Hotels.com and Travelocity and compare. Being a FL resident I get great deals ($125/night at select Value Resorts). The campgrounds are so awesome. You can rent a golf cart for about $40 a day and drive around drunk . Been there twice this year already but just remember that 1/2 of Disney Studios is closed as they are building a new Star Wars area so you only need to get Fast Passes for Aerosmith ride and Tower of Terror and maybe one show, then hit up another park on the same day. Animal Kingdom will be slammed with the new Avatar World so be prepared. I love Epcot and Magic Kingdom (the kid in me). Flights, same sites mentioned above.

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Chicken of the sea...?!?!
Calling Killer whales chicken? Remind me to put hot sauce on my chicken tonight.
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      07-27-2017, 08:16 AM   #50549
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Chicken of the sea...?!?!
Yes my friend !
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Depends on which hotel you want to stay at. On site at Disney or offsite? Hotels near Disney (decent area) can be had as low as $35 a night up to $250 a night. However, anything over $130/night might as well stay at one of their Value Resorts or campgrounds as they can be under $200 a night at times, depending on the season and how far advance you can book. For the cheaper hotels I would go to Hotels.com and Travelocity and compare. Being a FL resident I get great deals ($125/night at select Value Resorts). The campgrounds are so awesome. You can rent a golf cart for about $40 a day and drive around drunk . Been there twice this year already but just remember that 1/2 of Disney Studios is closed as they are building a new Star Wars area so you only need to get Fast Passes for Aerosmith ride and Tower of Terror and maybe one show, then hit up another park on the same day. Animal Kingdom will be slammed with the new Avatar World so be prepared. I love Epcot and Magic Kingdom (the kid in me). Flights, same sites mentioned above.



Calling Killer whales chicken? Remind me to put hot sauce on my chicken tonight.
I will be in Tampa, my son will be 1 next month. probably drive to Orlando the end of Aug.
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Chicken of the sea...?!?!
"Is this chicken I'm eating or is it fish?" - Some blonde celebrity probably
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      07-27-2017, 10:47 AM   #50552
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"Is this chicken I'm eating or is it fish?" - Some blonde celebrity probably
And who made this tartar sauce on top?
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      07-27-2017, 03:55 PM   #50553
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A: What is Holland?
B: What do you mean 'what is it', its a country next to Belgium!
A: No thats the Netherlands
B: Holland is the Netherlands
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A: But who are the Dutch?

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That feeling you get when your country invades Poland. lol

Dang3r can you decode this for me?

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