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      12-02-2017, 06:28 PM   #51283
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      12-02-2017, 09:01 PM   #51284
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      12-03-2017, 10:18 AM   #51286
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So...I have gone to the darkside. Ordered a 2018 Audi S5.
Specs pls! Considering to trade my RS5 next year to a 2017 S5 full loaded.

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What you really mean is: how y'all muthafukahs doing?

You could think over this, bru
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      12-03-2017, 03:27 PM   #51287
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      12-03-2017, 07:19 PM   #51288
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Specs pls! Considering to trade my RS5 next year to a 2017 S5 full loaded.



You could think over this, bru
2018 Premium Plus S5 Coupe

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      12-04-2017, 02:00 AM   #51289
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2018 Premium Plus S5 Coupe

-Nevarra Blue
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-S Sport Package
-Bang and Olufson Package
-Leather Package
-Dynamic Steering
Sounds nice.
How about Sunroof, black outside trimline color pack and privacy tinting?
My desired color is Utopia blue individual, is only available at A1 and Q3.
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      12-04-2017, 06:38 AM   #51290
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Audi and BMW suck. Should have pre-ordered the new Toyota Camry.
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      12-04-2017, 08:22 AM   #51292
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I think you need to be Indian to qualify for The Camry discount though.
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      12-04-2017, 11:41 AM   #51293
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I think you need to be Indian to qualify for The Camry discount though.
Will the chick in red slide down my stairs too???
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      12-04-2017, 03:22 PM   #51294
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Will the chick in red slide down my stairs too???
I suppose if you're into that kind of thing;

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I suppose if you're into that kind of thing;

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      12-04-2017, 04:24 PM   #51296
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I suppose if you're into that kind of thing;

No , he does poultry .
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      12-05-2017, 02:27 AM   #51297
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Audi and BMW suck. Should have pre-ordered the new Toyota Camry.
I always knew that ricepod drivers couldnt spell right...therefore they're driving CamRays
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      12-05-2017, 06:35 AM   #51298
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I always knew that ricepod drivers couldnt spell right...therefore they're driving CamRays
couldn't, you forgot the apostrophe. Also, can't would have made more sense from a sentence construction perspective because couldn't is past tense, so you essentially saying that I now, in present tense, can spell.


Now excuse me while I go throw rocks at Audi's from the side of the highway.
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couldn't, you forgot the apostrophe. Also, can't would have made more sense from a sentence construction perspective because couldn't is past tense, so you essentially saying that I now, in present tense, can spell.


Now excuse me while I go throw rocks at Audi's from the side of the highway.
You are one of the guys who're coming to a shootout with a knive, huh?
Doesn't matter, Mr. teacher, theres no camray though but a camry...oh, and a gay prius to warm up that running joke.
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You are one of the guys who're coming to a shootout with a knive, huh?
Doesn't matter, Mr. teacher, theres no camray though but a camry...oh, and a gay prius to warm up that running joke.
Possibly, why would I go to a shootout without a basic hand weapon? You're always supposed to carry a knife regardless of where you go.

Actually, there is a Camray. There is also a Camry. Prius is also a great car, far superior to anything that Audi has put out since..., the 900S.
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Quit fighting with the foreigners
Is outsmarting fighting though?
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