Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You've been giving me the cold shoulder lately.

Is there something i need to know?

I'm sure that I'm even more colder than the cold you got .
Because she said to me that I was death and actually I'm really warm

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You are bootylicious, ignore him.
Now about your spelling... I know you're a numbers guy, but I hope you don't email your rich clients like this: "Congradulations, your rich. I made you a milion dollers!"

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Ow, I feel my chest tightening. That hurts to look at!

[Axius]

I cant not believe that there not type good english.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I cant not believe that there not type good english.

Please stop. This is a serious matter.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I cant not believe that there not type good english.

I see myself !
William I need to say your English really sucks

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Please stop. This is a serious matter.

what mean you, tara dear?

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I see myself !
William I need to say your English really sucks

Belgie, for I know not what you say; my english is of great. take good lesson friend.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

what mean you, tara dear?

Belgie, for I know not what you say; my english is of great. take good lesson friend.

I just read that in Borat's / The Dictator's voice...

"Congratulations, you now has the AID's..."

[Lups]

Reporting for duty.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

Reporting for duty.

Where have you been?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Reporting for duty.

With full frontal images to post??

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

With full frontal images to post??

I believe the request was made of you first...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I gotta hand it to you old guys for stepping up. Here I thought you were all decrepit old men.


There should be a poll so everyone can vote.

Nice...

Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man.

Originally Posted by Axius

Biorin is real. We totally texted off the forum. Still not sure if old hairy man or real girl from video, but realness is confirmed.

She is in fact not real. She may in fact actually be a man. She/he does in fact lie in these forums. She/he is not to be trusted. Seriously. DON'T do it!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I believe the request was made of you first...

Well, i don't want to be accused of whoring myself out with PG-13 images now do I?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Where have you been?

Got my ego handed to me. Don't worry, bruises heal.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

With full frontal images to post??

Hey just saying! Enough goats and I'll do it. Well, face anyway. You can die of nightmares then

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Nice...

Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man.

She is in fact not real. She may in fact actually be a man. She/he does in fact lie in these forums. She/he is not to be trusted. Seriously. DON'T do it!

Cockblocker!! I, um, mean Axius's cock, because that would be so weird if I had one! Haha, so funny to think about, I know.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Well, i don't want to be accused of whoring myself out with PG-13 images now do I?

No, just NC-17 ones.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey just saying! Enough goats and I'll do it. Well, face anyway. You can die of nightmares then

Ok, similar to my set up, but with a twist. (you may regret this or come to hate me)


Guys (and girls), one goat costs $50usd.

I need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 1 goat for a good quality portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 4 goats)

Then, i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 2 goats for a good quality WAIST UP portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 8 goats)

THEN... i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 3 goats each for a good quality full body picture of Lups in heals, nothing more than 2" inseam shorts or skirt, and at least exposed cleavage. (4 people = 12 goats)



This is borderline evil.... don't hate me!!

No love lost if you say no. In fact, if you don't want to do this, i'll donate another goat just to ensure you won't hate me for pimping your photos out.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

No, just NC-17 ones.

Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?

You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?

You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....

We may be close to the same age.....but damn dude, you're old as hell

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Nice Cock - 17? What the hell is NC-17?

You have to remember the last time a moving rating pertained to me there was only PG, R, and X....

No children 17 and under, although I like your explanation better. Let's just go with X.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, similar to my set up, but with a twist. (you may regret this or come to hate me)


Guys (and girls), one goat costs $50usd.

I need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 1 goat for a good quality portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 4 goats)

Then, i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 2 goats for a good quality WAIST UP portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 8 goats)

THEN... i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 3 goats each for a good quality full body picture of Lups in heals, nothing more than 2" inseam shorts or skirt, and at least exposed cleavage. (4 people = 12 goats)



This is borderline evil.... don't hate me!!

No love lost if you say no. In fact, if you don't want to do this, i'll donate another goat just to ensure you won't hate me for pimping your photos out.

...

It is going to suck to be me.

I can commit posting a shot my son took a few weeks back, or/ and the few already seen in my blog, but the chances I can ever be drunk enough to take a pic of myself are slim due to my high tolerance with alcohol.

Now if someone would explain me where to get weed...