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      04-15-2021, 06:55 PM   #8515
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I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.
More or different work may equal different results. Aka definition of insanity reversed...
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      04-15-2021, 06:58 PM   #8516
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Might I suggest a different avenue for penis procurement?
I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.
Bumble here in SoCal is full of fake/model profiles.
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      04-15-2021, 07:05 PM   #8517
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I just can't believe it, anyways..g'nite to all, need my beauty sleep
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      04-15-2021, 07:15 PM   #8518
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I just can't believe it, anyways..g'nite to all, need my beauty sleep
Get some rest. It's good for the libido.
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      04-15-2021, 07:49 PM   #8519
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I just can't believe it, anyways..g'nite to all, need my beauty sleep
Has it ever worked?

It never has for me, but I keep giving it the old college try. Definition of insanity perhaps?
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      04-15-2021, 09:31 PM   #8520
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Might I suggest a different avenue for penis procurement?
I dunno how we had earthlings before apps
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      04-16-2021, 04:00 AM   #8521
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Has it ever worked?

It never has for me, but I keep giving it the old college try. Definition of insanity perhaps?
I use the old trusted method when I'm ready for sleep of counting sheep or something else.
I coincide it with my breathing, takes mind of things and I'm usually dozing off eventually.
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      04-16-2021, 07:56 AM   #8522
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I use the old trusted method when I'm ready for sleep of counting sheep
Yeah? I count ex-girlfriends too.
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      04-16-2021, 08:27 AM   #8523
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Geez thanks Jodi! You almost described me to a T.
But I am still declining your marriage request.
I'm too tired to be an asshole this morning.
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I use the old trusted method when I'm ready for sleep of counting sheep or something else.
I coincide it with my breathing, takes mind of things and I'm usually dozing off eventually.
I meant whether you wake up more beautiful...not how you manage to go to sleep...
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      04-16-2021, 09:12 AM   #8525
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Geez thanks Jodi! You almost described me to a T. [COLOR="Red"]♥[/COLOR]
But I am still declining your marriage request.
I wonder how many proposals you, Sara, rebekahb and the other women on the forum have received. On E46Fanatics back in the day, any woman on the forum would get hounded. Lol!
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      04-16-2021, 09:21 AM   #8526
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0, if you're referring to this site. Sorry to bore you:-)
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I meant whether you wake up more beautiful...not how you manage to go to sleep...
It's just a saying 'beauty sleep' lol and my partner does at times wake me up in the morning by getting close staring at me opening my eyes saying ''wake up gorgeous''.
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      04-16-2021, 09:22 AM   #8528
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I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.
try meeting real men at the car wash or coffee shop. everything is apps.
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      04-16-2021, 09:27 AM   #8529
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I'd like to just go on record and state that the marriage proposal, that continues to be brought up, was in jest. I'd rather cut both of my own feet off with a rusty butter knife than to be married again. That is all.
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It's just a saying 'beauty sleep' lol and my partner does at times wake me up in the morning by getting close staring at me opening my eyes saying ''wake up gorgeous''.
I know, I use the saying too. I doubt it's a British thing, always assumed it was universally used, not sure as to origins, but now I'm wondering since my mother was Scottish.

And are you certain she/he isn't just being sarcastic?
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I'd like to just go on record and state that the marriage proposal, that continues to be brought up, was in jest. I'd rather cut both of my own feet off with a rusty butter knife than to be married again. That is all.
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I know, I use the saying too. I doubt it's a British thing, always assumed it was universally used, not sure as to origins, but now I'm wondering since my mother was Scottish.

And are you certain she/he isn't just being sarcastic?
Not when she says it or something similar more than enough times and for that I like to get down while ''she's'' still snoozing, make her fave coffee and creep up to her with that
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I meant whether you wake up more beautiful...not how you manage to go to sleep...
It's just a saying 'beauty sleep' lol and my partner does at times wake me up in the morning by getting close staring at me opening my eyes saying ''wake up gorgeous''.


Lucky. My partner is more like this....




...she's sleek and boxy. I'm sure yours has curves.




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      04-16-2021, 09:48 AM   #8534
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I wonder how many proposals you, Sara, rebekahb and the other women on the forum have received. On E46Fanatics back in the day, any woman on the forum would get hounded. Lol!
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How much would it bother the men here if a woman had no nipples? It's a serious question.
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      04-16-2021, 09:56 AM   #8536
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I wonder how many proposals you, Sara, rebekahb and the other women on the forum have received. On E46Fanatics back in the day, any woman on the forum would get hounded. Lol!
E46 Fan was like leg humping central!
Those were the days, I still chat with a few people offline that I met online there
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