Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Joekerr · 10-25-2018, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i really appreciate all the support here

i'm going to see her tomorrow night

No, you don't get off so easy there. Specifically in what manner are you going to see her tomorrow night?

Is it with respect to a date / food and wine pairing thing. In which case, kudos, and we'll leave you be.

Or is it that you'll see her tomorrow night at the school pick up spot when you are both picking up your respective offspring?

In which case, we are going to keep on ragging on you, until you pick up your phone, and text her something to the effect of "I like you, you like me, why don't we just be one big happy family?"

(Which I am positive is a song somewhere, probably from Sesame Street, but having no luck finding the lyrics).

nyalpine90 · 10-25-2018, 12:12 PM

After wine, go deep in the lake. wear your goggles, and come up for air!!

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 12:47 PM

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Matt@EuroJerks · 10-25-2018, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i really appreciate all the support here

i'm going to see her tomorrow night

Post the pics of your back after you are attacked and ravaged by the beast inside her. In all seriousness I feel from the facts given you need to be a bit more assertive and not passive. She must be tired of going to CVS for batteries by now.

bimmette · 10-25-2018, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i really appreciate all the support here

i'm going to see her tomorrow night

I'm so thrilled for you!!!!!

Ugh makes me depressed though. Maybe I need to get back on the dating apps eventually

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm so thrilled for you!!!!!

Ugh makes me depressed though. Maybe I need to get back on the dating apps eventually

He met her thru his ki-

Never mind

Joekerr · 10-25-2018, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm so thrilled for you!!!!!

Ugh makes me depressed though. Maybe I need to get back on the dating apps eventually

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Or accept my date invite.

I think you need to provide further details, like A/S/L, and what efforts you are currently making in your life to progress from a 1 series to a proper adult car, like an M series.

Oh, and an appropriate catfishing picture as I understand this is common on dating sites. May I suggest one of Brad Pitt? Totally plausible.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 01:44 PM

The same crazy/stupid chick I mentioned before w/the meme convo & other things is a full on drama queen. She was over a few days ago & left b/c she's insane. (I don't even recall what happened it was so stupid. Also, b/c I don't care)

Anyway, she said she'll make it up to me. I told her buy me wheels for the Hellcat. She said she'll only spend $50. GTFO!

Then she says she'll do anything I want, short of hurting herself, sexually. Nah, I don't have any sick fantasies or fetishes to live out. Rather have the wheels.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I think you need to provide further details, like A/S/L, and what efforts you are currently making in your life to progress from a 1 series to a proper adult car, like an M series.

Oh, and an appropriate catfishing picture as I understand this is common on dating sites. May I suggest one of Brad Pitt? Totally plausible.

A/S/L. Man, that reminds me of the AOL & Yahoo! chat room days. Man those days were awesome. If it's a 1M, it gets a pass.

Otherwise, go Hellcat. My lease deal beats the pants off any M3/M4 lease deal. Austin Yellow & Sahkir Orange are nice, though.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm so thrilled for you!!!!!

Ugh makes me depressed though. Maybe I need to get back on the dating apps eventually

Just say no to these apps. Trust me, I'm off all them for over a month so far & not having that shit show in my life is liberating.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

Post the pics of your back after you are attacked and ravaged by the beast inside her. In all seriousness I feel from the facts given you need to be a bit more assertive and not passive. She must be tired of going to CVS for batteries by now.

Agreed. Passive does not get you laid.

Also, if you don't make a move when you see her then please stop posting about it & ban yourself.

bimmette · 10-25-2018, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm so thrilled for you!!!!!

Ugh makes me depressed though. Maybe I need to get back on the dating apps eventually

Just say no to these apps. Trust me, I'm off all them for over a month so far & not having that shit show in my life is liberating.

I know, I know. Ugh.

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Being passive can get you laid too... Nothing wrong with that.

More often than not, assertive will trump passive.

upstatedoc · 10-25-2018, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, you don't get off so easy there. Specifically in what manner are you going to see her tomorrow night?

Is it with respect to a date / food and wine pairing thing. In which case, kudos, and we'll leave you be.

Or is it that you'll see her tomorrow night at the school pick up spot when you are both picking up your respective offspring?

In which case, we are going to keep on ragging on you, until you pick up your phone, and text her something to the effect of "I like you, you like me, why don't we just be one big happy family?"

(Which I am positive is a song somewhere, probably from Sesame Street, but having no luck finding the lyrics).

we're meeting at the school for the boys halloween spooktacular. rumor has it they are not letting parents stay this year due to THEM eating all the candy last year.

I told her if thats the case then we're going for a drink, and I said it like a boss

Never_Enough · 10-25-2018, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

we're meeting at the school for the boys halloween spooktacular. rumor has it they are not letting parents stay this year due to THEM eating all the candy last year.

I told her if thats the case then we're going for a drink, and I said it like a boss

Jesus dude, you can't try to set 1 meeting not around kids?!

Turkish Pickle · 10-25-2018, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, you don't get off so easy there. Specifically in what manner are you going to see her tomorrow night?

Is it with respect to a date / food and wine pairing thing. In which case, kudos, and we'll leave you be.

Or is it that you'll see her tomorrow night at the school pick up spot when you are both picking up your respective offspring?

In which case, we are going to keep on ragging on you, until you pick up your phone, and text her something to the effect of "I like you, you like me, why don't we just be one big happy family?"

(Which I am positive is a song somewhere, probably from Sesame Street, but having no luck finding the lyrics).

that song was from barney the purple dinasour

also upstatedoc MY GUY - literally you can't fuck this up even if you tried to at this point. she's literally inviting you out to hang out, probably to a place where she only knows a few people herself (and most likely no one knows you). the only true way to fuck this up is by not doing anything other than showing up and at the end of the night "thanking for her time". get her to thank you for something else...

im such a bro, if you need it i'll overnight my pair to you if you need a younger copy to make this happen. all i know is you need to ensure you don't fail:
1- yourself
2- us
3- her

Joekerr · 10-25-2018, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

we're meeting at the school for the boys halloween spooktacular. rumor has it they are not letting parents stay this year due to THEM eating all the candy last year.

I told her if thats the case then we're going for a drink, and I said it like a boss

Good. But even better once you get there, just tell her that and say let's leave the kids and go for a drink. Then share details.

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Jesus dude, you can't try to set 1 meeting not around kids?!

Patience. Baby steps. I think he'll get there. If he needs the kids for the first meeting or two to assure himself of her interest, then I think he will go strong after that. Hopefully.

Dude - she's into you. If not, you can blame BP, but not a single one of us thinks you are going to get shot down. You know that lifeline thing on Who wants to be a Millionaire where you ask the audience and they're usually like 70% on one answer and split on the rest...and the 70% answer is like always right?

Well, in this case, the audience is saying 100% on the one answer. And we're right.

UncleWede · 10-25-2018, 04:19 PM

Shhhh - he's busy failing us. If the app keeps going off in his pockets, she's GOING to see all of this.

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 10-25-2018, 05:07 PM

THis thread is gold

Germanauto · 10-25-2018, 05:10 PM

In LA for a couple days...meeting chick from my Vegas trip a few weeks ago...have some unfinished business. Hopefully I feel "drained" by the end of the night.

Otherwise I'll be crying Jordan.

Turkish Pickle · 10-26-2018, 01:17 AM

$5 says he'll post "i have accomplished the sex on her"

but $10 says he'll post "nothing happened but the kids had fun together!!!"

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Good. But even better once you get there, just tell her that and say let's leave the kids and go for a drink. Then share details.

Patience. Baby steps. I think he'll get there. If he needs the kids for the first meeting or two to assure himself of her interest, then I think he will go strong after that. Hopefully.

Dude - she's into you. If not, you can blame BP, but not a single one of us thinks you are going to get shot down. You know that lifeline thing on Who wants to be a Millionaire where you ask the audience and they're usually like 70% on one answer and split on the rest...and the 70% answer is like always right?

Well, in this case, the audience is saying 100% on the one answer. And we're right.

He's already done the meeting w/kids thing, though. She OBVIOUSLY likes him. SEAL THE DEAL before she rolls out.

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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18324 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	See, more support for Prez Kerr. He gets stuff done for ALL of us.
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10-25-2018, 01:44 PM	#844
Never_Enough Banned 2217 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2018 Charger Hellcat [0.00]	The same crazy/stupid chick I mentioned before w/the meme convo & other things is a full on drama queen. She was over a few days ago & left b/c she's insane. (I don't even recall what happened it was so stupid. Also, b/c I don't care) Anyway, she said she'll make it up to me. I told her buy me wheels for the Hellcat. She said she'll only spend $50. GTFO! Then she says she'll do anything I want, short of hurting herself, sexually. Nah, I don't have any sick fantasies or fetishes to live out. Rather have the wheels.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18324 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Shhhh - he's busy failing us. If the app keeps going off in his pockets, she's GOING to see all of this.
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10-25-2018, 05:10 PM	#856
Germanauto Major General 9804 Rep 6,131 Posts Drives: Alfa Romeo Giulia, Rosso Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: LA iTrader: (0)	In LA for a couple days...meeting chick from my Vegas trip a few weeks ago...have some unfinished business. Hopefully I feel "drained" by the end of the night. Otherwise I'll be crying Jordan.
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