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      03-18-2016, 06:49 PM   #67
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That's because we are destined to be cyber soul mate assassins in mutually accepted partial matrimony.


And I don't even remember anymore. That was back when I somehow believed that people who ordered M2's have sense. Somehow, I turned into a sensible M3 owner, which is rarer. Perhaps I will turn into more of an asshole once my car is built.


When did this revelation come about? Something to name, like a Samoyed?!
I name cars, see the signature... I enjoy personalized cars nobody but me could drive while having testosterone in the pipes.

It's quite pathetic. I took an E92 M3 out last week. And I'm taking it to oulu next month. I love that (I named the car.) to bits but I miss my car so much I can't actually enjoy other engines anymore
Anything boring is fine. Anything I should consider: Big ass no.
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Anna that sounds like a virus !
Don't you run with a anti-virus ?
Oh no. This is worse... This is user induced coma.


Back here we have dual sim cards and all so all in all I have a phone for my car, one for the house and my beloved lumia 950.

It is by far the best phone I've ever had, even if I don't like windows. Sadly the company put a bad bits into it and the phone kept me warm all winter. It actually worked as a phone too, but since I didn't get my info from my last american phone into it (me, not the phone) I refused every time it tried to back itself up.

I'm strict about cyber security. The password for this site is easy, but in order to get that out of my phone means breaking into servers you don't want to attempt to fuck with. My work email doesn't even reach phones since too unsecure. Someone can steal an eye or a finger.

Master passcodes to my kids phones or to our internet connections go through four step procedure.

So I killed myself by being too strict. The phone just fried a circuit. Sadly it takes even my besties a week or two to walk over my system since all I could do to help was to lock the first step to a stage where it's no data or "your honor, only one file was accessed. "

Yeah. To make it better, I have seven laptops and no chargers.

Moving is fun Phil!

To more important things: You good? Please note that I will have access to my email in two weeks and I would be more than happy to talk with you about the had times we both have gone through.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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      03-19-2016, 01:56 PM   #68
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This is a German equivalent, aside from the text the most of you wouldnt understand, the pics are speaking for themselves
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      03-29-2016, 01:25 PM   #71
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When I had my old Rabbit, I would intentionally park within inches of people who took up two spots. If they dinged me, could care less.
My friend and I were cruising up and down a busy parking lot looking for empty spaces when we came across some douche that had parked his Corvette diagonal across four parking spaces. Since we were both driving Jeeps, we decided to share his 4 parking spaces with him. Each of us guiding the other in so that our bumper was about 1" from the door of the car (one Jeep on one side, the other Jeep on the other).

I don't know if the owner ever came out while we were parked there, but the 'vette and our Jeeps were parked like that for about 4 hours (the 'vette was still there when we left).
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