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      06-13-2015, 06:23 PM   #9043
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I liked it, so did the better 1/2 and kid in tow. I really enjoyed the ending scene, was pretty good to say the least.


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Saw it last night. It was enjoyable but isn't anything to write home about. Saw Mad Max last week and it was alright too- good action but it isn't my typr of movie. I gotta go watch San Andreas because Alexandria Dadarrio (sp?) is in it and she is smoking (recall scene from True Detective)!!!
Yeah I gotta see San Andreas before it gets kicked out of the movies.

Off topic but I normally hate everything Lups says.
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I liked it, so did the better 1/2 and kid in tow. I really enjoyed the ending scene, was pretty good to say the least.




Yeah I gotta see San Andreas before it gets kicked out of the movies.

Off topic but I normally hate everything Lups says.
Cheers mate, I kinda like you anyway.
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Can't, they are not milk compatible.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1138758

I can honestly say I have issues on losing to men. I'm sitting in a fucking all girl birthday party, boiling mad and why?!

I mean, he still puts down more power than any other stock car. I'm naturally taking the credit because of his unusual breakin period.

And then some man in a blue, fucking blue car has fed his lady friend a jb4, and I am mad?! I have issues. And apparently 15 girls playing cats. Life truly sucks.
You know there is no end. Mods, new cars, faster cars. Later at the end , you might be end up buying those retired GP2 or F3/F3000 cars for fast pleasure.
I actually wanna go full retard and buy those someday. It isn't a 1 man operational vehicles, telemetry ,softwares, etc are needed as well.

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Yeah I gotta see San Andreas before it gets kicked out of the movies.

Off topic but I normally hate everything Lups says.
I know what you mean. I don't hate the things she says, I just never understand what she's talking about or saying. E.g. You ask about the weather, she answers you, but it reads like she's talking about cars, or coffee, or whatever else.
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^^ but isn't life all about coffee, cars and what ever else but weather?
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[QUOTE=F30lolz;18085870]I liked it, so did the better 1/2 and kid in tow. I really enjoyed the ending scene, was pretty good to say the least.

Yeah I gotta see San Andreas before it gets kicked out of the movies. /QUOTE]

^AGREE - my sphincter was contracted for several minutes at the end
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It was two weeks ago Brenna. Now I'm pissed about my damn car having too little power, too little torque, and I'm trying to decide which tune to get.

Jb4 runner kicked my ass on dyno day. Peter is still in the class of his own in the stock series, but I am pissed anyway since we all know boys can't beat girls in anything before we go all catty.

For fucks sake. 500 whp. I merely have 420whp.

I HATE MEN AND CATS which is the theme of the birthday party in now stuck in.
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Can't, they are not milk compatible.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1138758

I can honestly say I have issues on losing to men. I'm sitting in a fucking all girl birthday party, boiling mad and why?!

I mean, he still puts down more power than any other stock car. I'm naturally taking the credit because of his unusual breakin period.

And then some man in a blue, fucking blue car has fed his lady friend a jb4, and I am mad?! I have issues. And apparently 15 girls playing cats. Life truly sucks.
Lups - the following video provides you with the answer. Just go buy one of these and forever be the top Queen Bee at every track you can find...ENJOY

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Lups - the following video provides you with the answer. Just go buy one of these and forever be the top Queen Bee at every track you can find...ENJOY

But there is no too for milk, there for the car is not for me.

Meh, he had done well with choosing a tune, I'm too much of a chicken to take his route though.

I don't have the time to track cars, i just don't have the time since most tracks close for the night. I spoke to an other female with same problem today, it appears there would be a demand (of two people but...) for night time track days. I'm free at three am as my favorite cops here know very well.

You know you've lost to a superior when they dig up an USB drive out of their pockets that is personalized to look like their car. Then you need to take your sad, slow boat to home, and hope the tears stay away until the garage door is closed.
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But there is no too for milk, there for the car is not for me.

Meh, he had done well with choosing a tune, I'm too much of a chicken to take his route though.

I don't have the time to track cars, i just don't have the time since most tracks close for the night. I spoke to an other female with same problem today, it appears there would be a demand (of two people but...) for night time track days. I'm free at three am as my favorite cops here know very well.

You know you've lost to a superior when they dig up an USB drive out of their pockets that is personalized to look like their car. Then you need to take your sad, slow boat to home, and hope the tears stay away until the garage door is closed.
Peter for Milk...BAC for whipping A$$
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Peter for Milk...BAC for whipping A$$
I can say Peter is a 3/4 series bimmer. Can you tell me what I'd lie that is at home? An Audi? Toyota minivan? I have seen the hubby in the garage a few times, so I think my money pit would be discovered by him fast if one of those showed up.

Gotta remember the two factors that count: Milk and how easy it is to hide.
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I can say Peter is a 3/4 series bimmer. Can you tell me what I'd lie that is at home? An Audi? Toyota minivan? I have seen the hubby in the garage a few times, so I think my money pit would be discovered by him fast if one of those showed up.

Gotta remember the two factors that count: Milk and how easy it is to hide.
Just get a car cover...haha!

...or rent a storage locker away from the house!
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Just get a car cover...haha!

...or rent a storage locker away from the house!
That still wouldn't get me time to drive it. My only times to trash it is when I'm on my way doing something or on the phone handling something or at 3 am milk run. And I actually have to bring back milk.
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That still wouldn't get me time to drive it. My only times to trash it is when I'm on my way doing something or on the phone handling something or at 3 am milk run. And I actually have to bring back milk.
Put a little mini-fridge in the storage unit...

...See, I am a problem solver
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Put a little mini-fridge in the storage unit...

...See, I am a problem solver
Lol, I can picture my favorite man in the world, Dustin the mechanic who only mildly laughs at my attempts to do shit on my own taking in this work order.

Thanks for the laughs!
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I saw the video while back,
BAC is a 1 of closest to the racecar.


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Lups - the following video provides you with the answer. Just go buy one of these and forever be the top Queen Bee at every track you can find...ENJOY

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I saw the video while back,
BAC is a 1 of closest to the racecar.
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Nothing much. Rt hand hurts and just browsing here while watchig TV on a pc.
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Nothing much. Rt hand hurts and just browsing here while watchig TV on a pc.
We are the cool kids.
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Of course we are!


my rt hand is inside the bucket of ice water. sorry for typos and non cap letter.
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my rt hand is inside the bucket of ice water. sorry for typos and non cap letter.
Rt hand?

Dude my writing sucks enough your minor mishaps will not count!

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