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      04-10-2026, 10:27 AM   #13421
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April 9, 2026. The day when the LOL Pic thread turned into the DIY for Bidets thread went to crap.
Fixed that for you.....
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      04-10-2026, 10:28 AM   #13422
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      04-10-2026, 11:17 AM   #13423
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April 9, 2026. The day when the LOL Pic thread turned into the DIY for Bidets thread.
So I'm 8 days late...whatever
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      04-10-2026, 11:18 AM   #13424
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April 9, 2026. The day when the LOL Pic thread turned into the DIY for Bidets thread.
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April 9, 2026. The day when the LOL Pic thread turned into the DIY for Bidets thread went to crap.
Fixed that for you.....
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So I'm 8 days late...whatever
Free scatological tips & advice from any experienced Groom of the Stool (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool):
"The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene. (...)
The Groom of the Stool was a male servant in the household of the English monarch who was responsible for assisting the king in his toileting needs. It is a matter of some debate as to whether the duties involved cleaning the king's anus, but the groom is known to have been responsible for supplying a bowl, water and towels and also for monitoring the king's diet and bowel movements and liaising with the Royal Doctor about the king's health. The appellation "Groom of the Close Stool" derived from the item of furniture used as a toilet. It also appears as "Grom of the Stole" as the word "Groom" comes from the Old Low Franconian word "Grom"."
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      04-10-2026, 11:21 AM   #13425
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Free scatological tips & advice from any experienced Groom of the Stool (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool):
"The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene. (...)
The Groom of the Stool was a male servant in the household of the English monarch who was responsible for assisting the king in his toileting needs. It is a matter of some debate as to whether the duties involved cleaning the king's anus, but the groom is known to have been responsible for supplying a bowl, water and towels and also for monitoring the king's diet and bowel movements and liaising with the Royal Doctor about the king's health. The appellation "Groom of the Close Stool" derived from the item of furniture used as a toilet. It also appears as "Grom of the Stole" as the word "Groom" comes from the Old Low Franconian word "Grom"."
I learned something new today. Funny bunch they were.
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      04-10-2026, 11:25 AM   #13426
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      04-10-2026, 12:37 PM   #13427
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      04-10-2026, 02:17 PM   #13428
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Hmm ok, I'm really thinking about this. Do you have it? Is the cold water a bit jarring or no? Going to Canary Islands this July and they are big on bidets so maybe we'll have one there that I can try.
Yes, I have it. After my wife and I went on vacation in Japan, we were "blown away" so to speak. We got back home and started thinking about one of the fancy ones with heated water like we experienced in Japan. They were way too expensive. Years later I saw this inexpensive bidet attachment on Amazon. The reviews all said "works great" and "the cold water is not an issue". So, I installed it with low expectations. It's cheap, super easy to install, and works great. The cold water is a non issue. Give it a try. Report back!
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      04-10-2026, 02:25 PM   #13429
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Hmm ok, I'm really thinking about this. Do you have it? Is the cold water a bit jarring or no? Going to Canary Islands this July and they are big on bidets so maybe we'll have one there that I can try.
We have an apartment in the Canary Islands and they are common place - we have one in each bathroom, but not of the fancy Japanese variety mentioned. Ours have simple mixer taps to get the right temperature and a nozzle that can be angled as desired to hit the spot!
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I remember this movie.
Debbie, is that you?
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Debbie, is that you?
Guys liked it so much they made a sequel.
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I remember this movie.
Our local university was still using Sony 3/4” VCR’s when I hired on as
an equipment technician in 1990. I inherited my workshop from the
previous technician, tools, test equipment and all.

One day I was repairing one of those Sony’s, so started looking around
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So, I loaded one into the newly repaired VCR and pushed the Play button.
I was satisfied to see some movie lead-in text, so turned my attention to
writing up the repair ticket. I glanced back at the TV monitor moments
later and was shocked to see a full-on porno movie, starring Linda
Lovelace!
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Lucky for you your boss didn't walk in and see what you were watching. That probably would've got you into some 'deep' shit.
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