Tinder/Dating Apps

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I got a friend who's a bit too optimistic and a bit too unrealistic. Like, wear a tux and box of condoms for the first date. He always tells me my method of nonchalantness and casualness is a bad idea.

He usually texts me, smashed drunk,to talk about how it went down hill.

Horrible, but can't help but laugh.

He wears a tux? LOL.

I suppose smashing drunkenness and not smashing anything else is problematic. Tact is important. No one likes a thirsty man.

Originally Posted by EALm4

wtf

now is that shit she's looking for in a guy or she does? She sure as af can afford to miss brunch.

Dude! I almost wanted to super like her just to tell her that she needs to stop poaching her pictures from National Geographic.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by EALm4

Now I'm down for dating younger females but they gotta be able to drink.

I really didn't think that one through. It was more like "18 year olds? FUCK YEAH!"

Originally Posted by Verbiage

DUDE I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING LMFAOOOOOOOO like I literally let out a hyena laugh!!!

DUDE! Don't judge me! The age difference is still in the single digits so I'm good. LOL

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fucket you got money. Money >>>.

I do, but money can't buy happiness lol .

Trust me on that. I could pull up to Starbucks everyday, in my Ferrari, while wearing Tods and a Burberry shirt, and pick up a new chick everyday. I tried that a few times. Shit was a waste of time, money, and brain cells.

I don't let the girls find out I have money, until a couple of meetings in. It's too big of an x-factor these days.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I really didn't think that one through. It was more like "18 year olds? FUCK YEAH!"



DUDE! Don't judge me! The age difference is still in the single digits so I'm good. LOL

Bro that's the best thing to have happened all day. Holy shit. LOLOLOL.


Besides, with what they're feeding these girls, who even knows anymore.

[Axius]

I started swiping again. After the teenager scare have been reluctant. Not swiping no 18 year olds anymore, too sketch.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I do, but money can't buy happiness lol .

Trust me on that. I could pull up to Starbucks everyday, in my Ferrari, while wearing Tods and a Burberry shirt, and pick up a new chick everyday. I tried that a few times. Shit was a waste of time, money, and brain cells.

I don't let the girls find out I have money, until a couple of meetings in. It's too big of an x-factor these days.

I pretend like I don't have money and then when they like me enough they realize that I actually don't have any.


Anyway, new sig.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I started swiping again. After the teenager scare have been reluctant. Not swiping no 18 year olds anymore, too sketch.

Last chick was 16?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

He wears a tux? LOL.

I suppose smashing drunkenness and not smashing anything else is problematic. Tact is important. No one likes a thirsty man.



Dude! I almost wanted to super like her just to tell her that she needs to stop poaching her pictures from National Geographic.

He's currently caught over this Indian chick I tried getting with. She curbed me, saying she doesn't date Indian dudes (whatever that means lol)

And that bolded bit got me lmao

[EALm4]

Need to find me a nice middle eastern girl too

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

He's currently caught over this Indian chick I tried getting with. She curbed me, saying she doesn't date Indian dudes (whatever that means lol)

What is it with the Indian girls, man? They are so stuck up. LOL


silvergray545 explanation pls.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

What is it with the Indian girls, man? They are so stuck up. LOL


silvergray545 explanation pls.

I'd like an explanation as well

[Verbiage]

Okay also my apologies for the ranting (University server is still down smh) but why is everyone suddenly a "fitness fanatic" or something when you are clearly either obese or have the incorrect BMI to be labeled with such subjectivity?


People trying to be like me and Mr Tonka and that ain't happening wtf.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I do, but money can't buy happiness lol .

Trust me on that. I could pull up to Starbucks everyday, in my Ferrari, while wearing Tods and a Burberry shirt, and pick up a new chick everyday. I tried that a few times. Shit was a waste of time, money, and brain cells.

I don't let the girls find out I have money, until a couple of meetings in. It's too big of an x-factor these days.

Lies. Money buys happiness.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bro that's the best thing to have happened all day. Holy shit. LOLOLOL.


Besides, with what they're feeding these girls, who even knows anymore.

I can't believe I'm the only one swiping on 18 year olds.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I pretend like I don't have money and then when they like me enough they realize that I actually don't have any.


Anyway, new sig.

LOL

Originally Posted by EALm4

Need to find me a nice middle eastern girl too

You'll have to wait your turn.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

What is it with the Indian girls, man? They are so stuck up. LOL


silvergray545 explanation pls.

Originally Posted by EALm4

I'd like an explanation as well

You guys are asking me like I'm Indian.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I pretend like I don't have money and then when they like me enough they realize that I actually don't have any.


Anyway, new sig.

Lol, I made it!

You're one your way to an M3. You'll be slaying major pune in no time :b.

But seriously, I can't stand the guys who pick up chicks with their money. Can't stand the chicks either, but that's a given. Like, great you have money. Use it responsibly. Money doesn't equal character.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Okay also my apologies for the ranting (University server is still down smh) but why is everyone suddenly a "fitness fanatic" or something when you are clearly either obese or have the incorrect BMI to be labeled with such subjectivity?


People trying to be like me and Mr Tonka and that ain't happening wtf.

It's kind of funny how people thin by strapping a thin bracelet with a small LED screen on it they have now become healthy and fit.

Is it weird that fat people disgust me more now than ever before? I don't mean over weight people, i mean fat people like WALLE fat.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by EALm4

Need to find me a nice middle eastern girl too

Dude, they are the bomb. Literally.

Just call them "Habibi" and feed them some linguini.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I made it!

You're one your way to an M3. You'll be slaying major pune in no time :b.

But seriously, I can't stand the guys who pick up chicks with their money. Can't stand the chicks either, but that's a given. Like, great you have money. Use it responsibly. Money doesn't equal character.

shit I have a M4 and it attracts bros and not females. Being that I now have to drive to work I'm pretty hesitant to offer rides. My last job has haters like crazy. I did take my work crush to Starbucks tho haha

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You guys are asking me like I'm Indian.

Dude wait you're not Indian?

Aatish explanation pls.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I made it!

You're one your way to an M3. You'll be slaying major pune in no time :b.

But seriously, I can't stand the guys who pick up chicks with their money. Can't stand the chicks either, but that's a given. Like, great you have money. Use it responsibly. Money doesn't equal character.

Three more months until formal build submission. It's actually quite interesting. I decided on black (sorry silvergray545) because I hate attention. LOL.

You're right. It should be a byproduct or add-on. But in these volatile times, it is a defining acquisition.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's kind of funny how people thin by strapping a thin bracelet with a small LED screen on it they have now become healthy and fit.

Is it weird that fat people disgust me more now than ever before? I don't mean over weight people, i mean fat people like WALLE fat.

Saw this Axiom passenger yesterday.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Dude, they are the bomb. Literally.

Just call them "Habibi" and feed them some linguini.

got it

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's kind of funny how people thin by strapping a thin bracelet with a small LED screen on it they have now become healthy and fit.

Is it weird that fat people disgust me more now than ever before? I don't mean over weight people, i mean fat people like WALLE fat.

I feel the exact same way. I know I probably sound like an asshole.

"Dude how can they carry in fat what I hammer curl on dropsets? I don't understand. Their skin must taste of vegetable oil and bacon lard".

Originally Posted by Aatish

Dude, they are the bomb. Literally.

Just call them "Habibi" and feed them some linguini.

LMFAO!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I feel the exact same way. I know I probably sound like an asshole.

"Dude how can they carry in fat what I hammer curl on dropsets? I don't understand. Their skin must taste of vegetable oil and bacon lard".



LMFAO!