BB (Baby Belle)

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Jealous of your spacious trunk space.

I had to break and remove some limbs to get them to fit. The rotting flesh is starting to get really mushy, so I can squish even more in there the more it decays.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's early, but i'm nominating this as post of the day.

This isn't a rare instance. Don't worry, I'll drop another bomb later that will surpass that post.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I mentioned possibly getting an ass picture from you and you got all touchy and said I was presumptuous. ASB actually delivers...

Oh yea - Ass and Goat....those words alone are a panty droppers!

[Axius]

Don't forget "tax refunds".

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't forget "tax refunds".

like refundable tax credits?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't forget "tax refunds".

I find Debt Service Coverage and cash conversion cycle much more of the aphrodisiac....

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I mentioned possibly getting an ass picture from you and you got all touchy and said I was presumptuous. ASB actually delivers...

I can't post an ass pic on these boards. You women harass me enough just from a sweaty shot of hairy legs.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I find Debt Service Coverage and cash conversion cycle much more of the aphrodisiac....

I don't know, when I called J.G. Wentworth to settle my annuity, I got the biggest 3'' boner of my life.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I'm not sure I see bimmette or Lups as the sister/wife type

I am bad at sharing but in this deal I could make an exception.

Originally Posted by Biorin

So... you're saying I am the sister wife type?

He's just saying you're the smart one!

Originally Posted by Axius

I like how he thinks we're all married or something, when in reality, you ladies all just want a piece of William, and I'm happy to oblige.


I mean, we could all get married? We never really discussed it before, and it does make sense.

bimmette Lups Biorin all to be wed to me.

K, this would be kind of perfect. Bimmette would fix our cars, bioring could do school runs and be on time to do them and I could cook. I'm a bit unsure why we'd need you since we are all too sane to own a pool and we have a huge knowledge database of modern man replacements.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahahah whaaat? I'm good at sharing! Ok, I'm not.

I'm just saying, this could work!

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Donkeys.....

The best comment of the morning and I don't even know for what it was for, I multiquoted this in accidentally and I didn't bother to erase it. Donkeys!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Men **ahem** who roller blade are not allowed to nominate post of the day

Ok Mr "i have action shots" .....

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I find Debt Service Coverage and cash conversion cycle much more of the aphrodisiac....

I'll increase your cash flow and service your debt

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I can't post an ass pic on these boards. You women harass me enough just from a sweaty shot of hairy legs.

If you can't handle the heat, get outta the kitchen! You should be flattered to be our piece of meat of the week.

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't know, when I called J.G. Wentworth to settle my annuity, I got the biggest 3'' boner of my life.

I'm going to be singing that stupid song all day.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

K, this would be kind of perfect. Bimmette would fix our cars, bioring could do school runs and be on time to do them and I could cook. I'm a bit unsure why we'd need you since we are all too sane to own a pool and we have a huge knowledge database of modern man replacements.

What would you need me for? HA! A preposterous question. Let's see. First, my good looks. You ladies need a sexy piece of man meat to carry around town in case a bad person tries to kidnap you, so I jump into action and kill them. Second? You've seen my penis. Third? I ride a fucking motorcycle. Fourth? I'm the one and only William. The "One" if you will. I have superpowers, which is how I seduced all three of you to begin with.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm going to be singing that stupid song all day.

CALL JAY GEEE WENTWORRRRTHTHHH, EIGHT SEVN SEVN CASH NAAAOOOWWWWWW

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

If you can't handle the heat, get outta the kitchen! You should be flattered to be our piece of meat of the week.

I pander to no one for a merger week of recognition.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

What would you need me for? HA! A preposterous question. Let's see. First, my good looks. You ladies need a sexy piece of man meat to carry around town in case a bad person tries to kidnap you, so I jump into action and kill them. Second? You've seen my penis. Third? I ride a fucking motorcycle. Fourth? I'm the one and only William. The "One" if you will. I have superpowers, which is how I seduced all three of you to begin with.

You've never shown me your penis are you saying Tara and Anna see it on the regular??

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You've never shown me your penis are you saying Tara and Anna see it on the regular??

Did you not get the personal album I made for you in the mail yet?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Did you not get the personal album I made for you in the mail yet?

The glitter glue got all the pages stuck together and I couldn't open it. Maybe use less next time?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

What would you need me for? HA! A preposterous question. Let's see. First, my good looks. You ladies need a sexy piece of man meat to carry around town in case a bad person tries to kidnap you, so I jump into action and kill them. Second? You've seen my penis. Third? I ride a fucking motorcycle. Fourth? I'm the one and only William. The "One" if you will. I have superpowers, which is how I seduced all three of you to begin with.

But I could ride a motorcycle and I look great in leather. Sexy man meat is a well cooked steak, right? Also I'm pretty sure the last guy to get laid with that line about being William was Clinton.

I am currently scrolling through my pic feed but I can't find a pic of your penis. I'll ask Biorin to loan me her telescope to double check but this ain't looking too good for you right now.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

But I could ride a motorcycle and I look great in leather. Sexy man meat is a well cooked steak, right? Also I'm pretty sure the last guy to get laid with that line about being William was Clinton.

I am currently scrolling through my pic feed but I can't find a pic of your penis. I'll ask Biorin to loan me her telescope to double check but this ain't looking too good for you right now.

Hahahaha, you think my penis is small, but really you just have a large vagina. Don't you try and put all this shit on me. This is a 50/50 battle here.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I pander to no one for a merger week of recognition.

What's a girl gotta do to get ass pics around here?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hahahaha, you think my penis is small, but really you just have a large vagina. Don't you try and put all this shit on me. This is a 50/50 battle here.

And that is exactly why pod is the answer. A true pacifist avoids all conflict!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I pander to no one for a merger week of recognition.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

And that is exactly why pod is the answer. A true pacifist avoids all conflict!

Just wait until I get home tonight, little lady. You are in for an old fashioned whoopin' and sexin'! That'll teach you!