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      10-11-2019, 06:20 PM   #1
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Limericks

I thought it a neat little trick
A thread for only the limerick
Post one you’ve heard
Or offer your own word
Non-limerick form? You’re a dick!
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      10-14-2019, 07:55 AM   #2
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There once was a knight name Lancelot
who took his dick out of his pants a lot
He found a wo-man
and with his dick in his hand
said wham bam thanks a lot.
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this thread is going well
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There once was a man named Cass.
He had to big balls of brass.
And in stormy weather,
They clung together,
And lightening shot out of his ass.
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There once was a lovely young lass,
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not as pretty and pink (as you might think)
But was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
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