LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

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[vreihen16]

Looks like North Korea's poor medical system has a 100% mortality rate for COVID-19?????

Originally Posted by unluky

I'm embarrassed to say this one took me a second......

[fullstack]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Looks like North Korea's poor medical system has a 100% mortality rate for COVID-19?????

I think the meme is implying that they execute anyone who has it.

[someguywithanm3]

Originally Posted by 3rdPedalAddict

I think the meme is implying that they execute anyone who has it.

Bingo

[qba335i]

Originally Posted by Salty Dog

[SIZE="4"]State of Ohio approves man's application for 'COV1D19' licence plate
Drag-racing Ford Mustang set to wear vanity plates inspired by coronavirus outbreak[/SIZE]

Talk about foresight. This Ohio man started taking coronavirus seriously while many of his country’s top politicians were still writing off the deadly disease as a hoax—but by “take it seriously,” we should explain, we mean “poke a little fun at it.”

“Brandon C” actually decided to get a custom plate for his 1986 Ford Mustang build over two years ago, but couldn’t settle on exactly what it should say, he told Carscoops.

When COVID-19 was just beginning to enter the public eye Stateside, Brandon was suddenly inspired to check if a plate tied to the virus was available.

To his surprise, “COV1D19” was indeed available, so he applied for it, and after a hearty chuckle from the folks at the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles, was approved and issued a temporary plate. The plate also gave him the idea to nickname his car “The Virus,” an apt title for a Chevrolet LS-swapped Mustang drag car.

Similar, but this time from Poland.

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[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by 3rdPedalAddict

I think the meme is implying that they execute anyone who has it.

Tough crowd here in BP OT! The one time that I try to play the straight/naive guy in a comedy skit...

Back to the LOL pictures.....



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[WhiskyPat12]

For those that don't want to click the tweet, here's the lyrics to the new Coronavirus theme song!

Coronavirus Rhapsody:
by: Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) @danajaybein

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.
Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy
I’m just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me

mama, just killed a man
i didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead
mama, life was so much fun
but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague

mama, oooooh
didn’t mean to make them die
if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter

oo late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body’s aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Dana Jay Bein (#DJB)

mama, oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all

I see a little silhouette of a man
what a douche, what a douche
did he even wash his hands though
security is tightening
very very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low masturbate
Masturbate O O O O

I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY
spare him his life from this monstrosity

Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS)

BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
No no no no no
Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me

So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby,
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever

oooooh

Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see

Just look out your windows….

FLATTEN THE CURVE

[evdok]

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by evdok

Don't start something you can't finish.

If you want eye-searing, I'm the current and undisputed champion in this. Ask cmyx6go , UncleWede , pennsiveguy and a few others.

I'm ready to throw down and go full medical on you.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Don't start something you can't finish.

If you want eye-searing, I'm the current and undisputed champion in this. Ask cmyx6go , UncleWede , pennsiveguy and a few others.

I'm ready to throw down and go full medical on you.

[Salty Dog]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Don't start something you can't finish.

If you want eye-searing, I'm the current and undisputed champion in this. Ask cmyx6go , UncleWede , pennsiveguy and a few others.

I'm ready to throw down and go full medical on you.

Not the toe nails please.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Salty Dog

Not the toe nails please.

why, just why

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Originally Posted by Salty Dog

Not the toe nails please.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

why, just why

So maybe?

And Salty Dog , do you seriously think my repertoire is limited to simply toes. HA. Your doubt is offensive.

I may have to make a demonstration just to prove the point.

[Maynard]

Originally Posted by WhiskyPat12

For those that don't want to click the tweet, here's the lyrics to the new Coronavirus theme song!

Coronavirus Rhapsody:
by: Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) @danajaybein

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.....

Dispatch the mobile crisis team and get the tranquilizer gun Jim, somebody has gone full stir crazy already.

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